ūThe Brotherhood Of Gods and Retardsū Presents --* Into the Realms of Hell *-- By: Abigwar Part 1 * * * * * * * * * * *[To survive this summer, We must:] * * * * * * * * * * * Crush, Kill, Destroy, Break, Mutalate, Smash, Hurt, Injure, Blast, Guts * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * - I AM NOT CRAZY - Ahh, Yes, Summer... I HATE SUMMER! Its hot. Its sticky. Its dry. It doesn't rain enough. Oh well.. Its comming at an alarming rate. What ever shall we do? First thing is that i want to make this clear.. THIS FILE DOESN'T DEAL WITH ANARCHY, It is dealing with TERRORISM. Read my last file on true Anarchy. So, here we are, Waiting for summer to come. Still in school right? Well we will not start here... I have already done a BGR file on that... Lets start with some after school fun. Lets take a trip to the local appartment complex. But first: I am not going to tell you not to try all this. But I will tell you, you could get killed, arrested, jailed, expelled, beat up, in court, sued, an many other things if you take this advise. It is your life, Live it how you want, but i nor BGR is in no way responsible for the path you choose to take, and the consiquences involved with every choice a person makes through out his or her life. /*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\ 1. The appartment complex Ahh, Yes, The appartment complex, I HATE THE APPARTMENT COMPLEX! Lets fuck with it. The first thing about ACs (appartment complexs) is that the drain pipes are almost always connected to one big one. This is one of the biggest mistakes the contractors make. All you have to do is a little tunnal ratting. Come on, Don't be affraid, find that heart of the system. Good. Now, Take out your trusty time bomb. Nothing TOO powerful now. Just some thing EAR SHATTERING. Set it for about 30-60 Minutes and get your ass out of there. When that fucker blows, it will rock the whole appartment complex. Another thing you can do since they locked all the drain pipes into one is throw in a shit load of smoke gernades. Smoke will poor out all over. See how many colums of smoke you can count from out side of the appartment complex! Depending on the size of the appartment complex, it may have only one transformer. Find the fucker, and blow it up with a 1/4 stick. You can knock out every ones elctric for a day or two. Don't forget to run, cuz these are real real real powerful booms. /*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\ 2. Fun with farmers Ahh, yes, farmers, I HATE FARMERS! Lets fuck with them. Wait in the corn feilds while they are getting ready to use those big clipper things on it. DO NOT GET CLIPED! Pull out your trusty three liter bottle out of your back pack... It should look something like this: /--\ | | |1111| 1= 1/4 inch foil balls |2222| 2= Water |2222| \----/ That pattern look formiliar? Yup, your right, its going to be a drano bomb. When the farmers cliper machine is near, pull out the drano. (crystal only) and pour it in to the bottle. thats right, the whole fucking box. Cap it very quickly, throw, and run! The drano liquadizes in the water, and then reacts with the foil and produces hydrogen. The hydrogen cannot get out of the bottle so it expands with in. Then when the bottle can't hold it any more, It explodes! Another thing you can do, is stick a 5 foot metal rod up in the middle of a hey or corn feild. Put 2' of it in the ground with 3' sticking up. Put a few of them up all around it. Guess what, You just made punjii sticks. When the big clipper things try to cut through it it should jam right up. /*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\ 3. Fun with the mail! Ahh, yes, mail, I HATE THE MAIL! Lets fuck with it! (Do you see a pattern here?) Take some stamps out of some bodys house. Then get a shit load of envolopes. Seal um all up, and put one persons adress on every single one. Don't put anything in side, just an empty letter with a stamp and their address on it. Now, Send one letter to this person the first day, 2 the second 3 the third, 4 the forth and so on untill your out of letters or stamps. This really pisses people off. Also, you can mail death threats and put some body elses return adress on it. If you get really board mail some one a letter saying they one $100,000 in a random name sweepstakes, and that all they have to do is send the letter back to you in 1 week. DONT PUT AN COMPANY NAME, OR ADDRESS ON IT! Here are some usefull adresses. USE YOUR IMAGINATION! BUREAU OF ALCOHOL, TOBACCO & FIREARMS Enforcement Branch 1200 Pennsylvania Ave. Washington, DC 20004 CITZENS COMMITTEE FOR THE RIGHT TO KEEP AND BEAR ARMS Liberty Park 12500 N.E. Tenth Place Bellevie, WA 98005 DRUG ENFORCEMENT ADMINISTRATION 1405 Eye Street NW Washington, DC 20005 FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION Nine St. & Pennsylvannia Ave. NW Washington, DC 20535 FOOD AND DRUG ADMINISTRATION 5600 Fishers Lane Rockvill, MD 20852 GENERAL ACCOUNTING OFFICE Fraud Division 441 G. Street Washington, DC 20002 GUN WEEK P.O. Box488, Stacion C Buffalo, NY 14209 INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE 1111 Constitution Ave. NW Washington DC, 20002 U.S. DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE Tenth Street and Constitution Ave. NW Washington, DC 20002 U.S. DEPARTMENT OF LABOR 200 Constitution Ave. NW Washington, DC 20002 /*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\ 4. Fun with stink bombs There are million of chemicals that you can mix to get bad smelling gases. But this one looks as bad as it smells. My friend told me about how a movie theater dick him and his friends over once... So before a show started we got together while every one was in line out side. From a 23 floor of a building across the street he mixed Hydrocloric acid with chunks of alumnium. He caped the large bottle and threw it near the croud. Then, our bud on the street yelled "POISION GAS!!", and every one paniced. The combonation of the two formed a very dark gas that smells very very bad. The police and fire department closed all the streets in the area for a while. All you have to do is put Hydrocloric acid wich can be bought at a pool suply store in a large bottle and add the aluminum chunks. Some other chemicals are: 1. Rotten eggs 2. Skunk Repelent 3. Dog Repelent 4. Cat Repelent 5. Shark Repelent (issued to air force piolits) 6. Fart Spray (Practical joke that REEKS!) /*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\ 5. SuperGlue landmines First off, you need some bubble packing. Cut out on indvidual bubble from the rest of the sheet, and puncture a hole in it 1/16 of an inch. Inject Eastman 910 into the hole and fill it up. The hole should seal its self. Put these in peoples shoes, pants pockets, beds, telephone coin returns, behind door knobs, seats, ect. If you get board of glue, use other additives! Use your fucking imagination! /*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\ Yup! Yup! Thats it for part 1 of INTO THE REALMS OF HELL! I gotta stop doing part 1s and start doing part 2s soon. Oh well. Enjoy, and live free. Leave me phan mail, or hate mail on T.E.K.A.T. 4/2/94 (C)opyright 1994 BGR Productions Abigwar