+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ + Steve Beard Presents: + + ANARCHY - DONE RIGHT + +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ these are relations of my own and others expeirences with anarchy. First ofF I think I should clear up the definition of anarchy. Technecly it means to have no government, no rule. The part we are using is the no rule part, dont get me wrong some people consider anarchy to be anything done wrong to hurt someone. I am not going to tell you how people have walked out of k-mart with 13 inch tv's in their pants. I will be talking about: Vandalism and how to get people really pissed ofF. Lets' get going. CAUTION: please wear your saftey goggles. ---------------------------------------- The best way to get someone pissed is to do something to their house or car. Please dont try to blow up their car because most likly you will get busted. A good alternative is to blow up their shed or other small garden storage place. My recommendation for a exlosive would be an M-200. If you are still set on doing something to their car take this example: Get some tampons and other sexual items such as: Playboy books, rubBers, and maxi pads. Then try to get the door open, if you can't, see if one of the windows are open, if there is dump the shit in. The guys wife will take a shit!!! A good thing to use as a more realistic approach is wetting the tampons with tomato juice. If you want their house one suggestion is to launch some skyrockets at them. This is fun when they are having a barbaque, those assholes think that the sparks are coming from their gas grill. If you can get into their house that is even better. Have a look-see, be especially careful to look in underware drawers because you my be surprized to find a couple of dildos or other items of stimulation. If you find them get some of that super glue or a propane torch. If you are using the glue, glue the things to their porch or some place in the front of their house. Then turn the suckers on, those assfuckers look like cristmas decorations! If you are using the torch, get the assortment of dildos and go to their mailbox. Then melt those suckers on in a circular pattern, facing outward imagine when the mailman cums!!! If you want to do something to a car on the road here are some ideas: MOONING: If you dont like to be exposed then dont read. This sounds nuts but go on a street thats not that busy. Whip down your pants, in some cases some guy will yell, "Nice cheaks jackoffs!". Other times you will get horny girls that will yell "Would you like to come in here so your cheaks dont get frostbite?" Still others will yell "Get your sitty asshole out of my face dildos!." TAPE: Take some tape (duct prefered) strech the fucker accross the road. Nah, that sucks so dont ask me why the hell I even mentioned it. As Tim Shroeder would say,"I'm outta here.". Im outta here, Steve. +--------------------------+ ! Brought to you by Matrix ! ! Call The Surf Board ! ! (412)/785-DATA ! +--------------------------+ *** *** I included this File because, I wanted to show you a few things, First Off, you dont need to have actually done anything to write a file that says you did & anyone can write a text file. (And some people will keep anything.) Also, this file was extremely corrupted and I just got a new utility that I wanted to try out. So, after fixing the lame piece of shit, I decided to include it (its small). *** ***