Pool Fun by the Jolly Roger

First of all, you need know nothing about pools. The only thing

you need know is what a pool filter looks like. If you don't know that.

Second, dress casual. Preferably, in black. Visit your

"friends" house, the one whose pool looks like fun!!) Then you

reverse the polarity of his/her pool, by switching the wires around.

They are located in the back of the pump. This will have quite an

effect when the pump goes on. In other words. Boooooooooooommm!

Thats right, when you mix + wires with - plugs, and vice- versa, the

4th of july happens again.

Not into total destruction??? When the pump is off, switch the

pump to "backwash". Turn the pump on and get the phuck out! When you

look the next day, phunny. The pool is dry. If you want permanant

damage, yet no great display like my first one mentioned, shut the

valves of the pool off. (There are usually 2) One that goes to the

main drain and one that goes to the filter in the pool. That should

be enough to have one dead pump. The pump must take in water, so when

there isn't any...

Practical jokes: these next ones deal with true friends and

there is *no* permanent damage done. If you have a pool, you must

check the pool with chemicals. There is one labeled orthotolidine.

The other is labeled alkaline (ph). You want orthotolidine. (It

checks the chlorine).

Go to your local pool store and tell them you're going into the pool

business, and to sell you orthotolidine (a

CL detector) Buy this in great quantities if possible. The solution

is clear. You fill 2 baggies with this chemical. And sew the bags to

the inside of your suit. Next, go swimming with your friend!

Then open the bags and look like you're enjoying a piss. And anyone

there will turn a deep red! They will be embarrased so much,

Especially if they have guests there! Explain what it is, then add

vinegar to the pool. Only a little. The "piss" disappears.

HAHA!! --------------Exodus------------