The Infamous Blotto Box!! by The Jolly Roger

(I bet that NOONE has the balls to build this one!)


Finally, it is here! What was first conceived as a joke to fool the innocent

phreakers around America has finally been conceived!

Well, for you people who are unenlightened about the Blotto Box,

here is a brief summery of a legend.


--*-=> The Blotto Box <=-*--


For years now every pirate has dreamed of the Blotto Box. It was at first

made as a joke to mock more ignorant people into thinking that

the function of it actually was possible. Well, if you are The Voltage

Master, it is possible. Originally conceived by King Blotto of much fame,

the Blotto Box is finally available to the public.

NOTE: Jolly Roger can not be responsible for the information disclosed

in the file! This file is strictly for informational purposes and

should not be actually built and used! Usage of this electronical impulse

machine could have the severe results listed below and could result in

high federal prosecution! Again, I TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY!

All right, now that that is cleared up, here is the basis of the box

and it's function.

The Blotto Box is every phreaks dream... you could hold AT&T down on its

knee's with this device. Because, quite simply, it can turn off the phone

lines everywhere. Nothing. Blotto. No calls will be allowed out of an area

code, and no calls will be allowed in. No calls can be made inside it for

that matter. As long as the switching system stays the same, this box will

not stop at a mere area code. It will stop at nothing. The electrical

impulses that emit from this box will open every line. Every line will

ring and ring and ring... the voltage will never be cut off until the

box/generator is stopped. This is no 200 volt job, here.

We are talking GENERATOR. Every phone line will continue to ring, and people

close to the box may be electricuted if they pick up the phone.

But, the Blotto Box can be stopped by merely cutting of the line or generator.

If they are cut off then nothing will emit any longer. It will take

a while for the box to calm back down again, but that is merely a

superficial aftereffect. Once again: Construction and use of this box is

not advised! The Blotto Box will continue as long as there is

electricity to continue with.

OK, that is what it does, now, here are some interesting things for you

to do with it...


-*-=>Blotto Functions/Installin'<=-*-


Once you have installed your Blotto, there is no turning back. The

following are the instructions for construction and use of this box.

Please read and heed all warnings in the above section before you attempt

to construct this box.



- A Honda portable generator or a main power outlet like in a

stadium or some such place.

- 400 volt rated coupler that splices a female plug into a

phone line jack.

- A meter of voltage to attach to the box itself.

- A green base (i.e. one of the nice boxes about 3' by 4' that

you see around in your neighborhood. They are the main switch

boards and would be a more effective line to start with.

or: A regular phone jack (not your own, and not in your area


- A soldering iron and much solder.

- A remote control or long wooden pole.

Now. You must have guessed the construction from that. If not, here goes,

I will explain in detail. Take the Honda Portable Generator and all of

the other listed equiptment and go out and hunt for a green base. Make

sure it is one on the ground or hanging at head level from a pole,

not the huge ones at the top of telephone poles. Open it up with anything

convienent, if you are two feeble that fuck don't try this.

Take a look inside... you are hunting for color-coordinating lines of

green and red. Now, take out your radio shack cord and rip the meter thing

off. Replace it with the voltage meter about. A good level to set the

voltage to is about 1000 volts. Now, attach the voltage meter to the cord

and set the limit for one thousand. Plug the other end of the cord

into the generator. Take the phone jack and splice the jack part off.

Open it up and match the red and green wires with

the other red and green wires. NOTE: If you just had the generator on

and have done this in the correct order, you will be a crispy critter.

Keep the generator off until you plan to start it up. Now, solder those

lines together carefully. Wrap duck tape or insultation tape around all

of the wires. Now, place the remote control right on to the startup

of the generator. If you have the long pole, make sure it is very long

and stand back as far away as you can get and reach the pole over.

NOTICE: If you are going right along with this without reading the file

first, you still realize now that your area code is about to become

null! Then, getting back, twitch the pole/remote control and run for your

damn life. Anywhere, just get away from it. It will be generating

so much electricity that if you stand to close you will kill yourself.

The generator will smoke, etc. but will not stop. You are now killing your

area code, because all of that energy is spreading through all of the

phone lines around you in every direction.


Have a nice day!


--*-=>The Blotto Box: Aftermath<=-*--

Well, that is the plans for the most devastating and ultimately deadly

box ever created. My hat goes off to: King Blotto (for the original idea).