HOMEMADE STINK BOMB BY: DIzzIE Ó2000 Stink bombs, so easily assembled, yet so nauseating. There are many chemicals you can mix that will produce a bad smell, but to get those chemicals you have to go to some special store or find them on the internet, and that's way too much work while you already have the stuff to make a stink bomb in your very own kitchen (assuming you have a kitchen…). The amount of materials to put in the stink bomb depends on how big you want to make it (ex. 2 spoons of mayonnaise for a regular-sized stink bomb, the whole can for a big one). Use common sense (know what that is?) when rationing. You will need a jar with a firm lid. Add all of the following into the jar [amounts are for an average-sized stink bomb]: Mayonnaise (2-3 spoonfuls) Milk (1 cup) Fish (1) Cream of mushroom soup (uncooked) (1/2 cup) Beer (1/2 cup) Sour cream (1-2 spoonfuls) Egg (broken) (1) Canned sour lettuce (1 spoonful) Sour pickle (several slices) Urine (1/3 cup) Water (to help mix things) (1/3 cup) Don't worry if you don't put in a couple ingredients. Now put the lid on and shake the jar for about a minute. Take the lid off (or you can keep it on, if you must), and store it in a hot and/or sunny place, preferably outdoors (like a balcony), for about a week or two, then come back to it and take a sniff, if you feel your stomach contents coming up your throat you have made a successful stink bomb! Pour it wherever you want it to stink really bad! -have fun kiddies! email me: xcon0@yahoo.com