FUN WITH SMOKE BOMBS BY: DIzzIE Ó2000 So you got some smoke bombs but all that ganja has made your brain a little fuzzy, so you can't come up with anything to do with them? Well never fear! DIzzIE's here! Here are some ways to amuse yourself: *Toss a couple smoke bombs in the middle of a busy intersection, let the crashes begin! *Set a couple off in a movie theater and yell "Fire!" *If you see a house with an open window toss one right in. *Creep up to a car with an open window and people inside, toss and run. *Light some at large public events like parades, or town meetings, it helps if you add some nice phrases like "Fire!" or "Mustard gas!" or "We're all gonna die!" *If you set one or two off in a classroom (don't forget to yell "Fire!") the whole school will be evacuated, and lots of fire engines will come. All-in-all, you'll miss at least an hour or two of school. *If you want to waste firefighters' time (and therefore prevent them from putting out real fires :)) call in a fire, then run over to where you said the fire was and light a few smoke bombs. Once they arrive they can't blame you for anything, because you saw a lot of smoke and got worried, if anything you should be praised, remind them of that. *Set a lot of them off in stores, and while there is a bunch of smoke and nobody can see you steal as much stuff as you can, and get out of there. *Bring some on an airplane for all sorts of fun. *Put one heads-down (so the smoke goes into the anthill) in an anthill. This will make all the ants run out, it's pretty cool to watch. That should be enough to start you off, you should be able to come up with more ideas, if you can't then you're one stupid fuck! Ahahaha! -Have fun kiddies! Email me: xcon0@yahoo.com