School Locker Fun (weeeeee!) Here are some fun, destructive and annoying things to do at school to the lockers. The first is the most fun, but also the most hazardous. Carry around your handy, dandy bic, zippo or whatever lighter and light the papers that stick out of the lockers in the hallway. You know what I'm talking about, the little corners of papers that kids leave sticking out of their lockers, light 'em on fire! However, do it discretely and don't stand around and watch. It will be funny to hear how kids got their homework fried, along with anything else flammable in their locker. This is a classic and will provide many hours of pyro-technic fun! Another neat thing to do is to break into lockers and see what you can nab. The best way to do this, unless the locker is already open of course, is to use the "jiggling" technique. How it works is you pull the handle of the locker out as far as it can go, hold it there, and jiggle the locker up and down. If it barely moves (the door) it probably won't open. However, if it moves a lot and feels lose, you can probably open it. Then, look, grab run and enjoy! This also works with top cabinets to lockers, but only if the door has a knob or handle on it. Just pull and jiggle up and down. These next few are for jokes or for bothering kids you hate. One thing to do is to put your own locks on others kids lockers. Then, obviously, they won't be able to open it! What a pain in the ass it will be for the kid to go to his locker, see that it is locked, and have to go get a janitor to take it off. For best effect, get many locks and do it 2-3 times a week if you can. Boy, will that kid be pissed! Something else you can do is melt the locks that kid already have on their lockers. This only works with plastic locks but is annoying to do to people. Just take your lighter and melt the dials on the lock to each other or just melt anything plastic on the lock, at least it will be fun to do! This works best with these locks I sometime see that are florescent green or pink and have four switch type things on them. All I do is line up the switches and melt them into one blob. This is cool because then the kid can't open his locker. Neato! The last and funniest thing to do is too friends or enemies in gym class. Just find their locker, and get in to the locker room early. Then take a good amount of your moms most powerful smelling perfume and spray it through the vent and douse the kids clothes. Boy will he smell like a fairy! Ha ha, this is a riot to do because the kid will smell like a total idiot. Or better yet, while he is in gym, soak his normal clothes, that will be even worse! Talk about laughing hysterically, it is just too funny! Lastly, for all you out there that want easy access to your own school locker, just stick some folded up paper in the door slots. Then the door will close and hold, but not lock, leaving you to open it without doing the combo. Good luck on all your anarchy fun! A á’â release Courtesy of Irie Man