~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Procuring Porn if you are Under the Legal Age by Cyber Thief © 4/98 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ok, for those of you who are not yet adults this file should prove very useful. By this time I'm sure your hormones have kicked in and you are to the point where anything moving looks attractive. How do I know this? Because you obviously went to my "hacking site" to get this and just the fact that you are reading this file makes you guilty. How many adults are going to read this trash anyway? Back to the point, if you are underage and looking for porn there are many ways of getting it. By porn I'm talking movies not pics. Method 1 The Video Store First and foremost, if you look older take advantage of it. If most people think you're 18 when you are really 12 this helps a lot. Just waltz into the video store and pick out anything that appeals to you. If the guy behind the counter asks for some ID tell him that you "forgot it" today. If you look the part, he'll most likely believe you. If you don't he'll just kick you out. No big deal. Method 2 Mail Order If you look your age, you can try this method. First you'll have to find a mail order distributor. These are easy to find especially if you have the net. A good distributor of adult films is Excalibur. You can visit their web site at http://www.excaliburfilms.com Browse through their web site and select titles that appeal to you. Excalibur is an excellent source for adult movies because their prices are usually low, and they offer discrete shipping for free. Once you have selected some movies put cash in an envelope and fold two pieces of paper over it. You have a few options when it comes to the shipping address. You could have the tapes shipped to your own address. Although this is not recommended because your parents may intercept the package before you do. Your address may also be added to a mailing list, which means you'll be getting junk mail from other companies trying to sell their porno products. This isn't good if you still live with your parents. The best thing to do would be to have the tapes sent to a vacant house in your neighborhood. If you decide to use this method, it may be a good idea to leave a note on the door for UPS. The note should read something like "Dear UPS Driver, I work weekdays from 6am-8pm. Please leave the package by the doorstep. Thanks...." This ensures that the package will be delivered. (Doesn't this remind you of an old G-File on credit carding?!) There is only one problem with this method. Some companies know of this old scam and will have a note sent with the package. The note requires an adult signature before delivery. There are two ways you can get around this. One would be to use the method described below were you have the package sent to a neighbor. The other trick is to call the company in advance. Tell them you will be on vacation or something so you can't sign for the videos. I think you'll find MOST companies accommodating. If there are no vacant houses in your area, you could have the package sent to a neighbor. Before you do this, call the person and explain there was a mistake with the shipping instructions and the package is now being sent to their address. Ask them if they can call you when the package arrives so you can come and pick it up. This trick usually works because most people will be willing to help you out. Method 3 Friends If you are under 18 make friends with a member of the upper class in your school. This is just another reason why it is good to have friends in high places. Conclusion By this time you should have your hands on some movies. If none of these techniques work keep trying, you'll get there someday. As a final note you can make money by copying your tapes and selling the copies to the horny uneducated kids at your school like Segundo, Ochmed, Rocko, and Mohammed. Have fun with this. 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