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Written By: Jovo

                             "Revenge"

LOST KEYS:  Get a hold of some old useless keys (car, house,etc.).
Place victim's name, phone number and $50.00 reward... if found and
returned.  Drop the keys in one of the less desirable areas of town. 

GARAGE SALE:  Place an ad in the classified section of your local 
newspaper advertising a GIGANTIC Garage Sale listing the address of
your victim.  Advertise televisions, cam-corder, vintage automobile,
antiques, etc. Sale begins at 6:00 a.m. Come early!

X-RAYS AT AIRPORTS:  Purchase a large adult bedroom toy.  Wrap it in a
large amount of tin foil.  Secretly hide it in a piece of the victims
carry on luggage.  As it goes through the airport x-ray machine the
contents of the device will be shielded by the tin foil and will be
unwrapped-inspected by airport security officials. This one will make
your sides hurt from laughter, if present during the inspection. I
like this prank for both male and female victims.

PAPER MONEY:  Write a sexually oriented solicitation message, victim's
name and phone number (inviting a phone call) on the edge of several
pieces of paper money before spending them.  The victim will receive
many eye popping inquiries. 

DOGS:  Purchase a silent dog whistle.  In the early hours of the
morning (2am-4am) go near the victim's house and blow the silent
whistle and the dog will begin to bark uncontrollably until the
owner awakes and disciplines the animal.  When the owner goes back
to bed repeat the process again.

TAG ALONG ROAD KILL - Find a dead dog or cat along side a road.  Take
a 12 foot long rope, tie one end around the animal and the other end
around the back axle of the victims automobile.  Balance the dog or
cat on the back axle of the automobile.  As the victim drives, the
animal will drop off the axle and will be dragged about 8 foot behind 
the automobile horrifying fellow motorists.  This one kills me!

ANIMAL POO-POO - With plastic gloves on find some animal poo-poo and
place it under the door handles of the victim's automobile.  
The end result is a sticky situation.

NOISEY APARTMENT NEIGHBORS - Place a clock radio or portable stereo
in a large cardboard box.  Place open end of box next to the wall
adjoining the victim's apartment.  Tune the radio to whatever obnoxious
station you choose.  Turn-on when you are away and turn-off when you
return home.

BOWEL CONTROL PROBLEMS - Place a Baby Ruth candy bar next to victim
while they are in bed asleep.  Body heat will melt the chocolate to
the point that when the victim awakes they will think they had an
embarrassing accident.  This is a great, brother-sister or college
dorm prank.

FAX MACHNES - Write whatever you wish on  9 pages of 8 1/2 by 11 inch
paper and tape them together (end to end).  Dial the victim's fax 
number and start sending the pages through.  After page two has been 
transmitted, tape the top of page 1 to the bottom of page 9 making a
continuous loop.  The document will continue to cycle until the victim's
fax machine has run out of  paper.  Be sure and disable your phone
number from being printed on the fax and also disable caller I.D.  
This prank is great to get even with a business or individual who has
somehow cheated you. 

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