###################################################################### ## PH#003 ÄÍðZhit Axis Nation presentsðÍÄ W () W ## ## Gee Thanks, PETA \||/ ## ## || ## ## Written by: Guido Sanchez _/ \_ ## ## Dated: June 17, 1991 ## ## Greet(s) to: Kimo, Ninja, WL, Hades, and PETA!!!! ## ## ## ## Ying Yang BBS The Baron's Bistro FunHouse BBS ## ## ZAN Promised Land ZAN Mosque#001 ZAN Mosque#002 ## ## SysOp: CoP SysOp: The Baron SysOp: Erasmus ## ###################################################################### ThisClaimer: This is for educational, destructional, and anarchial purposes... If anything happens to you, I AM responsible... but remember I KNOW where you LIVE!!! You can distribute this in any way (ZIP, by hand), but DO NOT EDIT THIS file!! If you happen to pull out your EDIT prog and work on this, PLEASE leave the opening screen, and add your additions at the end of the file... ]--------------------------------------------------------------------[ ThatClaimer Note: This article was originally written by myself, Guido Sanchez, on May 16, 1991 as a Text File for LAAAAA, The League of Anarchist, Atheist, And Anti-Christ Affairs. It has undergone a few changes since that release. (C) 1991 LAAAAA. (C) 1991 ZAN. Tell me what you think about it, because I want your feedback. You can reach me on any Elite or ZANist board. Thanx. ]--------------------------------------------------------------------[ Gee Thanks, PETA!!! While on the train about a month ago, I noticed some kids who couldn't be more than 13 years old talking about something they got in the mail. They had received a pamphlet from some Flat-Earther group like PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals). The pamphlet had a catchy slogan like "Here are 50'000 reasons to boycott Proctor & Gamble". The reason they wanted to boycott Proctor and Gamble was because the corporation uses 50'000 animals a year for testing cosmetics and stuff on them. The kids were saying how they'd never use Proctor and Gamble's products again. Well, Proctor and Gamble make many products, including Toothpaste, Shampoo, and many other "neccesities". As usual, I thought of the most extreme case of this philosophy, If you can call it that. Suppose that every human in the world subscribed to this theory. So, having given up tolietries and stuff, all humans will now smell bad. But wait, you might say, there might be MORE things that we use "too much" that could harm the little adorable critters. For example, we all eat way too much meat that kills the creatures of the earth. Besides, we could all stand to lose a little weight. So every human stops eating meat. Well, these humans might say, the clothes that we wear are procured by either killing the animals or killing the animals food supply (plants). So now every human is walking around nude (which I know a few of you might like). Well, since our remaining food is just plants, we might as well give that up too for the same reason. So now every human is nude, smelly, and starving. But wait! There's more!! The water that we drink and use for other "neccesities" such as washing and taking Zhits could be put to a much better use if the little critters were allowed to drink it without our interference. Every human stops using water. Well, our houses that we build take up to much space in the critters' habitat,so why not just destroy them all. And 5 billion people take up a lot of air, so why not make it a national decree not to breathe? So now by our own sympathy towards these critters, we've deprived ourselves of the basic nessecities of life: food, shelter, clothing, water, air, etc. Without any air or food, our brains shrink in size and capacity. The opposite happens for the critters. Their brains increase in size and capacity. The critters are now at the stage that we once called Neanderthal. As they steadily evolve, we help them to by catering to their each and every needs. While helping to evolve them, we are steadily making sacrifices and devolving ourselves. Within time, I have no idea how much time, the critters have become humans, and we have become the critters. The critters, now humans, continually exploit us, and have no idea of their past. The planet is almost like The Planet of The Apes, only the movie has never been made or seen. More time passes, and the new human race continues to evolve, the human brain becomes the largest on the planet. The new animal races steadily devolve, becoming the smallest brains on the planet. Even more time passes, and the new mankind build a huge spacefaring empire. But then, the entire thing is blown away in a matter of a year, by a single Flat-Spacer group, called PETA. The new human race has made a grave mistake. They have gained something that has been the downfall of every advanced race that ever was. They have gained a conscience. ]--------------------------------------------------------------------[ It may seem more like Science Fiction than Philosophy or Theology, but the reason I put it under this category is to promote non-conformity and to point out the fact that this paper makes a Philosophical statement, kind of. Oh BTW: Sorry about that Faith paper, I know it was a little harsh, but just for the record: I was in a bad mood when I wrote it at 2:00 in the morning. Live Long and Zhit, Guido Sanchez MoPZAN EoLAAAAA ]--------------------------------------------------------------------[