############################################################################### ## TM#001 ÄÍðZhit Axis Nation presentsðÍÄ W () W ## ## So You Wanna Be an Anarchist? \||/ ## ## || ## ## Written by: Trojan Man _/ \_ ## ## ## ## <------------------------------> ## ## ## ## Ying Yang BBS The Baron's Bistro FuNHouse BBS ## ## ZAN Promised Land ZAN Mosque#001 ZAN Mosque#002 ## ## SysOp: CoP SysOp: The Baron SysOp: Erasmus ## ############################################################################### Disclaimer: This is for educational, destructional, and anarchial purposes.. If anything happens to you, I AM responsible... But remember I KNOW where you LIVE! You can distribute this in any way (ZIP, by hand), but DO NOT EDIT THIS file! If you happen to pull out your EDIT prog and work on this, PLEASE leave the opening screen, and add your additions at the end of the file... ]------------------------------------------------------------------------------[ Anarchy: 1. A state society without government or law. 2. Political and social disorder because of the absence of government. Anarchist: 1. One who advocates anarchy. So you want to be an Anarchist? -Written by Trojan Man The first step in becoming an anarchist is the attitude, a good example of this attitude is the saying "When in doubt fuck it". There are many meanings of the word anarchy, it means against all forms of government and authority and also some schmuck who likes to blow things up. I am both of these. One very important thing in anarchy is to not be prejudice against anyone except assholes because an anarchist tends to do destructive things to people they dislike and for example an anarchist hates Arabs if he/she goes around blowing up every car that is owned by an Arab the violence would begin to mean nothing. Many BBS's have what they call an Anarchy section which includes many text files about how to make bombs, but the problem with most of these things is you have to be able to get shit like Nitric Acid, and Magnesium to make the shit. A real anarchist should know how to make bombs from household chemicals (like the draino car bomb). One important thing about anarchy is to stay in school (OH GOD I SOUND LIKE NANCY REAGAN) it's corny but important because to be an anarchist you have to be smart in many ways (especially chemistry) and you have to influence many people about your ideas, and what better place to do this then in school where everyone hates the authority (teachers). Another good thing about school is you can share your ideas about anything and get a good grade on it, you can say how teenage pregnancy is good because it supplies the world with an ample supply of an uneducated work force (which a friend of mine did). I once got away with doing a book report on the Terrorist Handbook (all anarchists MUST read this). A good anarchist should respect certain kinds of crime, not like the dude who killed people by poisoning Tylenol, but the dudes who jammed PBS's transmission station and made there own broadcast (I would love to meet the guys who did that.) An anarchist does not do things to annoy people for no reason at all, he/she does NOT go around crashing BBS's for no reason, they only do this to people who deserve it. And they then tell the sysop they did it (ONLY DO THAT IF YOU GAVE FALSE INFORMATION ON YOUR NEW USER APPLICATION). Ok, now that you know the basic ideas about anarchy I hope you decide to live by these rules. And until next time ANARCHY IS THE ANSWER! PLEASE write me E-mail on The Baron's Bistro (708) 869-1501 telling me what you think about article.