ݱ08 Jan 90_ROR_-_ALUCARD_? ް A ް A Portrait Of A Brain Cell ?ް A ߰ Tfile ް Written By: Doctor Murdock Distribution ް Centere ް ? - RoR - ް A _____________________________________________________________________ް ? Shawn-Da-Lay Boy Productions, Inc.ް ް The HQ of SDBP, inc - 415/236/2371The Electric Pub - 415/236/4380 Primary Drop SitesRat Head - 415/524/3649Primary Drop Sites [ PORTRAIT OF A BRAIN CELL ] By, Doctor Murdock =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= gj 9 jhk k 78 645 kg jk7 hj 0 5 0 4 iuk 5 5456 55 5 5 5 5 5 5555 S 5 555555 S S S S S SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS S S '' '' S S ` , , ' S S ,, ,, S SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS (> WE ARE LEGION <) HEY, BOZZ MAN!! My name is Hemlock....I'm one of your brain cells, Daddy-O! A special one at that, since I've been able to survive all that you've sent me over the last couple decades. Keen, man...keen. So ship up that blue and let's ROCK!! Groovy, man! 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Some mildew...fully ripe. 6. A can of flea & tick spray (Sergeants, ONLY!) 7. A blonde with a passion for Discordian literature... 8. The ~Black~ phone.... RoR, man...RoR... 9. H-h-h-hey.....the Green Glacier! 10. Alice's Aqua coloured basket with a bag-0-snow in it.... - to be continued - DO NOT FONDLE! FRAGILE - THIS SIDE DOWN ______________________________________ [ ] [ CAUTION: KEEP OUT OF REACH OF HUMANS ] [______________________________________] Harmful if swallowed. Avoid contact with skin or eyes. Avoid breathing spray mist. If sprayed in eyes, flood with water at least 12 hours; contact a radiologist. Contains combustible petroleum and radioactive chemical distillates. DO not spray into open flame or other sources of ignition. Store at room temperatures below 120F. Exposures to temperatures above 120F may cause meltdown. Eak! _ o/ @ - Ick! I saw his brain, ma. He's insane! I saw his braiN! &oQ* - Our next door neighbor is having mental problems! WHo do we % Q^ - call?? He's not ill....he's insane. We can't call a Doctor. - # - Maybe we should contact the magic rock? Quick! Get the Black E-(?) - Phone! Hurry, hurry! _________________________________________________ _______________ \____ ___/ \__/ I fish in my own hole. RETURN SERUM TO LABORATORY - BEFORE MIDNIGHT - "HEY, BOZZ MAN! Having a good time? C'mon...grab on and lets swirl! Swirl, man...swirl!" - We all here know nothing. We are all here for the big climax. Then we will realize that we know nothing, upon learning everything. Yet even that is nothing in itself, but with us, it's even more nothing. Or something like that..... - _ _ _ _ Quickly = Non-Wisdom S-Druuna-Historical-University - It's the end of the universe and I feel like french fries. Damn. - (><) 11. A vial of wolverine sperm 12. A shinny rock and a running brook. 13. _______n_o_t_h_i_n_g________ 14. Pickle relish & a Agatha Christie novel 15. Pamela Anderson and Craftmans 265 pc. tool set. 16. 25 little 12 year old gurls rolling over you & Jiffy peanut butter! 17. A Rock 18. A blue yeti. 19 Searching for Sexual Freedom 20. Finding it. 21. A 1lb. 6oz. (625g) can of Zep with Spray Anyway Valve.. 22. 3 Ion Generators and a pair of rubber boxer shorts. 23. Compile an Empire 24. Eat tv dinner chicken and watch Mr. Rogers fondle 11 year old gurls.. 25. Sexually mutilating Peggy McIntaggart's breats with a spatula... - to be continued - ( Hark! Who goes there? Art thou here with young supples for sale? If not please enter the cortex of the black vortex and prepare for cranium termination. ) ~Mommy, mommy...look what I found in sis's room! A box of trojans and some hypo needles!! Mommy, mommy....does this mean I get that puppy now?~ DANGER : ACTIVITIES INVOLVE INTOXICATION DO NOT OPEN! OPEN CAREFULLY! 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What are you going to do about it?! + Has he been doing his OMNIBOT 2000's lately? - I think not! + Ah! Damn him! ~This is alpha 409, we have a live one on our hands! Send in the wagon..~ "Roger, 409..." <40 minutes later on the other side of town> * Joe...what are we going to do now? # I don't know, Alfred. I think we're gonna have to let her go. * But what if they find the extra limbs? What if they trace them back to US??! # We can't just keep her...she's eating us out of house and home! Just listen to her...she's hungry AGAIN! GET THEM OFF OF ME!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! HELP... HE'S HERE BEHIND ME...HE'S ENTERING ME...I... FEEL HIM....IN MY GUT... HE'S EATING ME... ALIVE... I BEG YOU....THE PAIN....TERRIBLE... KILL ME... HURRY... HURRY... (><) 26. Being punished by Isabeau 27. Removing Rust from an old Refrigerator 28. 12 Tennis Lessons while naked in the frosty moonlight. 29. Being turned into a mono knob for your stereo. 30. Having sex with an FM signal. 31. Oh, god...oh god.....I'm on POWER!! 32. Becoming Sane agAIn.... 33. No...no..no...staying Insane. I like it here. It's warm. 34. Racketball Soup....eating it, I mean. 35. Reading the book "Molesting Female Smurfs" by Eobin 36. Doing 25 lines of coke and then reading Dr. Suess! 37. Just doing 25 lines of coke. 38. Mind Melding with inanimate objects. (Chair, Wall, Stove, Blacklite, etc) 39. Playing the Touch game with your favorite sound waves. 40. Eating yellow apples after injecting them with Trisodium Phosphate! 41. Reading orange signs on Acid. 42. Making orange signs on Mushrooms... 43. Making orange paint on Speed. 44. Making everything orange while in a Sensory Depravation tank.. - to be continued - ,,, ,,, ' ' ' ` ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;;` Eobin ';; ; ;,; ; ; ;,; ; , ; , , ; , ; ; ,, ; ,;%;, ; ,, ; ; , , ; {~ ~} ; , , ; ; . ;"~,'^`,~"; . ; ; . ( __RoR__ ) . ; ' ., \__~;~__/ ,. ` ' ' , ; ' ` ; ,, ` ` ',' '.,..' ; ; `..,.` `,' ' ;;; ' ; ; Hello and Hi. How are you today? Feeling well? Oh, by the way... Ready to Die? War Is Hell! Here...go read this: "METHODS FOR MODERN SCULPTORS" - Young and Frigid........$13.95 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 Dimensional shot of a 7up Can...looking at it through a kalaidescope.. 3 Words for ya: SPEED, SERVICE & STOCK | | | | | | | | | \ | | How Much? | | | | | \ | How Big? \ How Fast? blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood HEY, it's 1 O'Clock on her thigh, dude! Bitchen!!! Now THAT was neat... Insanity is hard to come by these days... (><) 45. See what a little food coloring can do?? 46. Stick a wet finger in the headphone socket and it!!!! 47. Tease your Sanity with rose compass covered in cool whip. 48. Create a generator that runs off of Madness...then make it ~go~... 49. Repeat yourself when your brain has fried and you've exhausted all your brain cells... 50. Repeat yourself when your brain has fried and you've exhausted all your brain cells... - done - Keep your rock in your pocket and remember the magic word! "Well, Bozz man....hope ya enjoyed our journey! Twas Groovy, man!" 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