>>>> >>> A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist >>>> >>> says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young >>>> >>> man wants. "Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while >>>> >>> and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's >>>> >>> "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're >>>> >>> going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. >>>> >>> Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give >>>> >>> me the 12 pack." The young man makes his purchase and leaves.. Later >>>> >>> that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her >>>> >>> parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He >>>> >>> begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The >>>> >>> girl leans over and says, "You never told me that you were such a >>>> >>> religious person." He leans over to her and says, "You never told me >>>> >>> that your father is a pharmacist."