Aazure.808 net.jokes utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!G:ARPAVAX:CAD:teklabs!tekmdp!azure!stevet Fri May 7 10:35:01 1982 a curiosity While traveling through the great American Southwest, I came upon a curious scene at an Indian reservation trading post. In front of the post there sat a very large, 300-pound Indian woman on the skin of a hippopotamus. She was flanked by two other women. My curiosity piqued, I enquired further, only to find that one of the other women was sitting on a deerskin, and one sat on a goatskin. Both of these other women had sons weighing 150 pounds. It all goes to illustrate the well-known theorem that the squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws on the other two hides. Steve Talbott ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.