Aucbcory.374 net.jokes.q utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!ARPAVAX:CAD:ESVAX:Cory:cc-treas Thu Apr 22 14:10:19 1982 Egg Joke On Eggs: Why is sex like an egg? You only get laid once. You only get eaten once and it takes 15 minutes to get hard. ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.