Autcsrgv.172 net.jokes utcsrgv!chris Fri Apr 2 10:31:51 1982 To all Canadians: Consistent with the bi-cultural policy, the Government is now considering changing the Canadian Emblem from the Maple Leaf to the French Safe. The reasons for this change are: the French safe withstands inflation, slows down production, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives a false sense of security while you're being screwed. - P. E. Trudeau, W. Davis, and others. ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.