Aallegra.281 net.jokes utcsrgv!utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!mhtsa!allegra!ssn Tue Feb 23 07:41:51 1982 Room Clearers I can't take credit for these, I found them in "New York Magazine", but I found the following pretty funny. These are room clearers, remarks destined to doom further colloquy. 1. I heard you tried to commit suicide. Why in the world would you want to do a thing like that? 2. That's the stupid smoke alarm, it hardly ever works right. 3. Yes, as a matter of fact, I have heard that one. 4. I'm a narc. And you? 5. Let me introduce my wife, Estelle. And her lover, Susie. 6. I never talk about est. I just live it. 7. Do you believe in Human sacrifice? 8. Free lance writing? But what do you do for a living? 9. Did you know there's a new kind of cat litter? 10. Mary and I are selling Amway products now..... ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.