Aeiss.204 net.jokes utcsrgv!utzoo!decvax!duke!chico!harpo!npois!eiss!jtb Tue Feb 16 09:16:00 1982 Doits #7 Poker players do it with their own hand. Actors do it in the limelight. Comedians do it for laughs. Soccer players do it for kicks. Rugby players do it with leather balls. Jugglers do it with balls. Ushers do it in the dark. Artists do it in the buff. Anarchists do it revoltingly. Banana pickers do it in bunches. Prof. McCarthy does it with a LISP. Actors do it on camera. Teddy Roosevelt did it softly, but with a big stick. WW I GIs did it over there. Don't do it with a banker. Most of them are tellers. Birds do it, bees do it, even chimpanzees do it ... Orthodontists do it with braces. Pathologists do it with corpses. Ballet Dancers do it on tip-toe. Superman does it faster than a speeding bullet. ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.