Aazure.544 net.jokes utcsrgv!utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!ihnss!cbosg!teklabs!tekmdp!azure!wild Tue Feb 16 12:21:45 1982 another one We now join a 2nd Grade Teacher in class trying to communicate with Antonio the new Italian Immigrant boy. ................................................... Teacher: Hello little boy, what's your name? Antonio: No capish; No capish. Teacher: (slowly) what...is...your....name? Antonio: No capish; No capish! Teacher: (even mory slowly) what........is.......your..........name? Antonio: No capish; no capish!!!!! Teacher: (frustrated) CLASS does ANYBODY here speak Italian?!! Little Jimmy: (raising his hand wildly) I DO! I DO! Teacher: OK, Jimmy, please ask this new boy what his name is. Little Jimmy: AAAY, a wattsa yooou namea? ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.