Aihuxo.117 net.jokes.q utcsrgv!utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!ihnss!ihuxo!dick Mon Feb 8 16:08:31 1982 limerick There once was a girl from Anheuser Who claimed that no man could surprise her Blatz took a chance, found Schlitz in her pants, And now she's sadder Budweiser. ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.