Ansc.122 net.jokes.q utcsrgv!utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!ARPAVAX:C70:sri-unix!hplabs!menlo70!nsc!katic Tue Feb 2 14:23:11 1982 yet-another-but-different-light-bulb-(sort-of)-joke 1 2 3 4 5 6 (ARPAVAX) There were these two guys, Stasho & Guido, who worked in a small factory. In fact, they were the factory! One day the boss came in and Stasho was hanging from the ceiling: "What are you doing?" "I'm a light." "Get down off of there before I fire you." Well in about 3 days, he had a repeat: "What are you doing?" "I'm a light." "YOU'RE FIRED!!" With that, Stasho left. Then Guido also got up to leave: "Where are you going to?" "I'm not working in a place without a light!" jim katic (nsc!katic) ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.