Avax135.133 net.jokes.q utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!ARPAVAX:mhtsa!ihnss!vax135!dsw Fri Dec 18 10:21:31 1981 Camel story There was this new man in the French Foreign Legion talking to the captain, "So Captain what do you do for kicks around here". "You will see my friend" says the cpt. Just then a patrol returns from the desert. The men rush the patrol and start to bugger the camels. "Why do the men push and shove" asks the new man "There are plenty of camels to go round" "This is true" says the cpt. "But you don't want to get an ugly one" (Let's here more bestiality jokes!) ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.