Ansc.110 net.jokes.q utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!menlo70!nsc!katic Fri Dec 18 16:32:27 1981 Helen Keller jokes Q: Why does Hellen Keller only use one hand to masturbate? A: She needs the other hand to moan with. ---- Q: Did you hear aboue Helen falling off of a cliff? A: She screamed her hands off! ---- Q: Do you know how Helen's parents used to punish her? A: They would move the furnature. ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.