Aucbarpa.537 net.jokes.q utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!ARPAVAX:glickman Wed Dec 16 15:44:15 1981 To get the ball rolling . . . Q: What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A: A nun with a spear through her head. If I were to ask myself the uwvax!greg question, I guess I wouldn't really want to tell this to a nun. BTW, this is in no way to hassle uwvax!greg. Hassling people is not proper for such a classy net. Matt ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.