Awatmath.1247 net.jokes utzoo!decvax!watmath!kgdykes Sat Dec 12 02:29:11 1981 Definition of accountant... He turns the sheets... He examines the figures... He makes and entry... And buggers up the monthly return! - CBC Radio Canada ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.