Awatmath.1232 net.jokes utzoo!decvax!watmath!jcwinterton Thu Dec 10 21:49:47 1981 The ultimate elephant joke. This is an oldy, but I wonder if it is new to anyone. Mr. Interlocutor: Tell me, Mr. Bones, why do elephants paint their toenails red? Mr. Bones: I don't know, why DO elephants paint their toenails red? Mr. I: So they can hide in cherry trees! Mr. B: I never seen an elephant in a cherry tree. Mr. I: See how well it works? Yuk, yuk, [ycch!] ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.