Aunc.1733 net.general utcsrgv!utzoo!decvax!duke!mcnc!unc!smb Tue Jan 19 22:23:25 1982 net.jokes.q @ HOCC (watmath.1528) (ittvax.197 followup) How about Tom Lehrer's bit about not only retracting any comment anyone finds offensive, but also denying under oath he ever said it. ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.