From: dkrause@hydra.acs.uci.edu (Doug Krause) Date: 21 Apr 94 00:59:33 GMT Newsgroups: alt.tv.snl,rec.arts.tv,alt.answers,rec.answers,news.answers Subject: Saturday Night Live FAQ: General Questions Archive-name: tv/sat-night-live/faq Last-modified: 1994/04/14 Posting-Frequency: Monthly If this document is out of date, the latest version can be obtained from one of these sources: ftp://rtfm.mit.edu/pub/usenet/news.answers/tv/sat-night-live/faq ftp://ftp.uu.net/usenet/news.answers/tv/sat-night-live/faq.Z http://www.cis.ohio-state.edu/hypertext/faq/usenet/tv/sat-night-live/faq/faq.html Saturday Night Live FAQ: General Questions =========================================== Questions answered: What is SNL? Is it really live? Is there an episode guide? Where is the show broadcast from? Wasn't Steve Martin a player? What is a "Five Timer"? How do I get tickets for SNL? How can I contact Lorne Michaels? Gilda married *who*? Which star has been on the show the longest? Who were the youngest and oldest hosts? Weren't The Beatles on the show? It's only x weeks into the season. Why are they showing reruns? Didn't somebody get fired for saying "fuck" on the air? Has anybody else said "fuck" on the show? Who is the voice at the beginning of the show? Didn't somebody else announce in the early 80's? Who's in the cast? What else have they been in? How can I learn more about SNL? Q: What is SNL? A: SNL is Saturday Night Live. It is a comedy/music television show on the NBC television network. It is usually broadcast on Saturday nights at 11:30pm ET. The show was originally called NBC's Saturday Night because there was a show on ABC starring Howard Cosell at the same time called Saturday Night Live. The producers later gained permission to rename the show. The "Not Ready For Prime Time Players" moniker also came from ABC's Saturday Night Live actors who called themselves the "Prime Time Players". Q: Is it really live? A: Yes, it is broadcast live (except for a few taped segments such as the fake commercials). There were also three occasions when it was broadcast on a delay because of the reputations of the hosts. These were: Dec 13, 1975: Richard Pryor (5 second delay) Nov 15, 1986: Sam Kinison (7 second delay?) May 12, 1990: Andrew Dice Clay (7 second delay?) Q: Is there an episode guide? A: There will be one someday. I've been working on an episode guide since early 1990, but my time gets more and more scarce. I might be posting finished excerpts from it in the near future. Please stay tuned. Q: Where is the show broadcast from? A: Studio 8-H in 30 Rockefeller Plaza, New York City. There have been a couple of exceptions to this. During the 1976 presidential campaigns Studio 8-H was taken over for poli- tical coverage and the shows of 23 Oct 1976, 30 Oct 1976, and 13 Nov 1976 were broadcast from NBC's Studio One in Brooklyn. There was also a special Mardi Gras show that was done live during primetime from New Orleans on 20 Feb 1977 (which was a Sunday). Q: Wasn't Steve Martin a player? A: One word: No. Steve Martin has hosted the most times, but he was never a regular player. While we're at it, neither was Buck Henry, although he has hosted second most often. If you have seen a "Best of Sat- urday Night" broadcast when Steve was hosting you would have seen him listed alphabetically with the players. This has led to some confusion on the topic. Q: What is a "Five Timer"? A: People who have hosted the show five times or more. This was given heavy coverage in a sketch on 8 Dec 1990 when Tom Hanks hosted his 5th show. Five-Timers Paul Simon, Steve Martin, and Elliott Gould showed up and inducted Tom into the "Five Timers Club." The other people who have hosted five times or more are Candice Bergen, Buck Henry, and Chevy Chase. Q: How do I get tickets for SNL? A: You can write to: Saturday Night Live c/o NBC 30 Rockefeller Plaza New York City, NY 10112 Their selection process is rather strange. According to Bill Dennen, your request must be postmarked in August. All other requests are thrown away. Also, the numbers of requests is high, so you will be very lucky to receive tickets. Q: How can I contact Lorne Michaels? A: Write to: Lorne Michaels c/o Broadway Video 1619 Broadway New York City, NY 10019 Q: Gilda married *who*? A: GE Smith. Yes, before Gilda Radner married Gene Wilder she was married to GE (George Edward) Smith. Q: Which star has been on the show the longest? A: Phil Hartman started his 8th season of SNL on 25 Sep 1993. Kevin Nealon has also been around since 1986, but he started as a featured player. Also, writers and featured players Al Franken and Tom Davis have been with the show for most of its run. Q: Who were the youngest and oldest hosts? A: Technically, George Carlin was the youngest *and* oldest host on the first show, but let's not get silly. As of this writing, Drew Barrymore is the youngest host in SNL history. Here are the ages of the hosts under 18: Date Host Age ---- ---- --- 27 Nov 1976 Jodie Foster 14y 0m 8d 20 Nov 1982 Drew Barrymore 7y 8m 29d 24 Feb 1990 Fred Savage 13y 7m 15d 23 Nov 1991 Macaulay Culkin 11y 2m 28d The oldest host was a lady named Miskel Spillman. She was an 80+ year old grandmother that won the "Anyone Can Host" contest held in 1977. She and four other finalists (Richard Canipe, Connie Crawford, David Lewis, and Deb Blair) appeared on the 19 Nov 1977 show. Viewers were asked to write in and vote for their favorite. Miskel won and hosted the Christ- mas show on 17 Dec. The second oldest host was Ruth Gordon who was 80 when she hosted on 22 Jan 1977. Q: Weren't The Beatles on the show? A: Sort of yes and no. On either 17 or 24 Apr 1976, Lorne Michaels offered The Beatles $3000 to appear on SNL and sing three songs. On 20 Nov, George Harrison showed up and tried to claim all the money himself. Lorne said that if it was up to him, George could have the money, but NBC wouldn't agree. When Paul McCartney appeared on the show on 13 Feb 1993 he and Lorne were seen talking about the offer during the monologue. Paul also appered on 17 May 1980. Ringo Starr hosted on 08 Dec 1984. John Lennon never appeared. Q: It's only x weeks into the season. Why are they showing reruns? A: SNL usually broadcasts three live shows in a row and then takes a week off. Once in Jan 1976 four shows where done in a row and it was so stressful they vowed never to do it again. Sometimes it seems we're lucky to get two new shows in a row. Q: Didn't somebody get fired for saying "fuck" on the air? A: Depends on how you look at it. On 21 Feb 1981 (when the show was doing very poorly) there was a running "who shot J.R. Ewing" gag. At the end of the show Charlene Tilton was on stage with Charles Rocket (who was playing J.R.) and she asked how he felt. Charles responded: "Oh man, it's the first time I've been shot in my life. I'd like to know who the fuck did it." Needless to say, NBC offi- cials were not happy. On Monday 10 Mar 1981, Jean Doumanian (the post-Lorne Michaels producer), and most of the play- ers were fired. Only Eddie Murphy and Joe Piscopo sur- vived. There was also a featured player who accidently mumbled "fuckin'" instead of "friggin'" during a sketch. It was none other than our good friend Mr. Paul Shaffer on 15 Mar 1980. You can hear a couple of people in the audience gasp after the mistake, but nothing much else came of it. Q: Has anybody else said "fuck" on the show? A: Yes, according to Jarret Cooper : To the list of people who have said "fuck" on SNL, add Morris Day (of The Time). The Time appeared on the 1990 show featuring host George Steinbrenner (20 Oct 1990 -ed.), and performed "Jerk Out" and "Chocolate". During the second song, there is a pantomime about Morris going to a restaurant for dinner. At the end of the song, after "dinner" arrives, the music stops, and in the few seconds of silence before the "finale", Morris quite clearly looks at Jerome and says: "Where the fuck this chicken come from -- I thought I ordered ribs!" Oh, and also (as detailed in the "SNL: Backstage History" book, Prince did NOT refrain from using the lyric "Fightin' war is such a fuckin' bore" during his performance of "Partyup" on the same night as Rocket's "who the fuck did it" line. And Eddie Tillis : I remember a show where Tony Danza guest hosted (19 Aug 1986 or 28 Jan 1989 -ed.), and they did a sketch on stereotypical Italians (or "Tonys," I'm not sure ). The last line in the sketch was Tony's and he said "Fuckin' A!" Q: Who is the voice at the beginning of the show? A: None other than veteran NBC announcer Don Pardo. Q: Didn't somebody else announce in the early 80's? A: Yes. Mel Brandt announced the 1981-1982 season with the exception of 5 and 12 Dec 1981 which were done by Bill Hanrahan. Q: Who's in the cast? A: Please see the posting "Saturday Night Live FAQ: Quick Bios". Q: What else have they been in? A: Please see the posting "Saturday Night Live FAQ: Other Credits". Q: How can I learn more about SNL? A: See the posting "Saturday Night Live FAQ: References". It contains a (currently short) list of books and articles about the show. Thanks to: The cast and crew of 'Saturday Night' Doug Hill and Jeff Weingrad (co-authors of 'Saturday Night: A backstage history of Saturday Night Live') levy michael ( bs cmsc) Jonathan Frome Jeffrey Neau Philip O'Connell Bill Dennen Dave Mackey Jarret Cooper Eddie Tillis Please send any corrections or new information to dkrause@uci.edu. 'Weekend Update recognizes our responsibility to present opposing view- points whenever we're in the mood.' -Chevy Chase (Saturday Night - 05/29/1976) -- **** Douglas Krause dkrause@uci.edu One yuppie can ruin **** **** University of California, Irvine your whole day. **** From: dkrause@hydra.acs.uci.edu (Doug Krause) Date: 21 Apr 94 00:59:48 GMT Newsgroups: alt.tv.snl,rec.arts.tv,alt.answers,rec.answers,news.answers Subject: Saturday Night Live FAQ: Quick Bios Archive-name: tv/sat-night-live/quick-bios Last-modified: 1994/04/12 Posting-Frequency: Monthly If this document is out of date, the latest version can be obtained from one of these sources: ftp://rtfm.mit.edu/pub/usenet/news.answers/tv/sat-night-live/quick-bios ftp://ftp.uu.net/usenet/news.answers/tv/sat-night-live/quick-bios.Z http://www.cis.ohio-state.edu/hypertext/faq/usenet/tv/sat-night-live/quick-bios/faq.html Saturday Night Live FAQ: Quick Bios ==================================== This is a list of very short (and hopefully accurate) biographies for people associated with Saturday Night Live. Aykroyd, Dan ------------ Daniel Edward Aykroyd Born: 01 Jul 1952 in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada Married Donna Dixon SNL History: 18 Oct 1975 to 26 May 1979 and writer Aykroyd, Peter -------------- Peter Aykroyd Born: SNL History: featured player and writer? Belushi, Jim ------------ James Belushi Born: 15 Jun 1954 in Chicago, Cook, Illinois Brother of John Belushi SNL History: 1983 to 1985 Belushi, John ------------- John Belushi Born: 24 Jan 1949 in Chicago, Cook, Illinois Died: 05 Mar 1982 in Los Angeles?|Beverly Hills?, Los Angeles, California Brother of Jim Belushi SNL History: 18 Oct 1975 to 26 May 1979 Brooks, Albert -------------- Albert Einstein Born: 22 Jul 1947 in Beverly Hills, Los Angeles, California Brother of Bob "Super Dave" Einstein SNL History: produced short films for the first season Brown, A. Whitney ----------------- A. Whitney Brown Born: SNL History: commentator on Weekend Update, featured player? Cahill, Beth ------------ Beth Cahill Born: SNL History: featured player Carvey, Dana ------------ Dana Carvey Born: 02 June 1955 in Missoula, Missoula, Montana SNL History: 11 Oct 1986 to 06 Feb 1993 Chase, Chevy ------------ Cornelius Crane Chase Born: 08 Oct 1943 in New York, New York, New York Married Jacqueline Carlin SNL History: 18 Oct 1975 to 30 Oct 1976 and writer Cleghorne, Ellen ---------------- Ellen Cleghorne Born: SNL History: featured player and 25 Sep 1983 to present Coe, George ----------- George Coe Born: SNL History: 18 Oct 1975 Crystal, Billy -------------- Billy Crystal Born: 14 March 1947 in Long Beach, Nassau, New York SNL History: 1984 to 1985 Curtin, Jane ------------ Jane Curtin Born: 06 Sep 1947 in Cambridge, Suffolk, Massachusetts SNL History: 18 Oct 1975 to 24 May 1980 Cusack, Joan ------------ Joan Cusack Born: 11 Oct 1962 in Evanston, Cook, Illinois Sister of John Cusack SNL History: 1985 to 1986 ?? Davis, Tom ---------- Tom Davis Born: SNL History: featured player and writer Dillon, Denny ------------- Denny Dillon Born: SNL History: 15 Nov 1980 to 07 Mar 1981 Downey Jr., Robert ------------------ Robert Downey Jr. Born: 04 Apr 1965 in New York, New York, New York SNL History: 1985 to 1986 ?? Downey, Jim ----------- Jim Downey Born: SNL History: featured player and writer? Doyle-Murray, Brian ------------------- Brian Doyle-Murray Born: Brother of Bill Murray SNL History: featured player and (1982 to 1982?) Duke, Robin ----------- Robin Duke Born: 13 Mar 1954 in some city, some province, Canada? SNL History: 3 Oct 1981 to Dunn, Nora ---------- Nora Dunn Born: 29 Apr 1952 to Chicago, Cook, Illinois SNL History: 09 Nov 1985 to 29 May 1990 Ebersole, Christine ------------------- Christine Ebersole Born: 1953 in Chicago, Cook, Illinois SNL History: 3 Oct 1981 to (season 7?) Fallon, Siobhan --------------- Siobhan Fallon Born: SNL History: featured player Farley, Chris ------------- Chris Farley Born: 15 or 16 Feb SNL History: featured player and 28 Sep 1991 to present Franken, Al ----------- Al Franken Born: SNL History: featured player and writer Gottfried, Gilbert ------------------ Gilbert Gottfried Born: SNL History: 15 Nov 1980 to 07 Mar 1981 Gross, Mary ----------- Mary Gross Born: 25 Mar 1953 in Chicago, Cook, Illinois SNL History: 03 Oct 1981 to Guest, Christopher ------------------ Christopher Guest Born: 05 Feb 1948 in New York, New York, New York Married Jamie Lee Curtis SNL History: 1984 to 1985 ?? Hall, Anthony Michael --------------------- Anthony Michael Hall Born: 14 Apr 1968 in Boston, Suffolk, Massachusetts SNL History: 09 Nov 1985 to 1986?? Hall, Brad ---------- Brad Hall Born: SNL History: 25 Sep 1982 to Married Julia Louis-Dreyfus Hall, Rich ---------- Rich Hall Born: SNL History: 1984 to 1985 ?? Hartman, Phil ------------- Phil Hartman Born: 24 Sep 1948 in Brantford, Ontario, Canada SNL History: 11 Oct 1986 to present Hooks, Jan ---------- Jan Hooks Born: 23 Apr 1957 in Decatur, De Kalb, Georgia SNL History: 11 Oct 1986 to 18 May 1991 Hutsell, Melanie ---------------- Melanie Hutsell Born: SNL History: featured player and 25 Sep 1993 to present Jackson, Victoria ----------------- Victoria Jackson Born: 02 Aug 1959 in Miami, Dade, Florida SNL History: 86/87 to 16 May 1992 Kaufman, Andy ------------- Andy Kaufman Born: 17 Jan 1949 Died: 16 May 1984 SNL History: featured player Kazurinsky, Tim --------------- Tim Kazurinsky Born: 03 Mar 1950 in Johnstown, Cambria|Lebanon|Union, Pennsylvania SNL History: 03 Oct 1981 to Kroeger, Gary ------------- Gary Kroeger Born: SNL History: 25 Sep 1982 to Louis-Dreyfus, Julia -------------------- Julia Louis-Dreyfus Born: 13 Jan 1961 Married Brad Hall SNL History: 25 Sep 1982 to 13 Apr 1985 Lovitz, Jon ----------- Jon Lovitz Born: 21 Jul 1957 in Tarzana, Los Angeles, California SNL History: 09 Nov 1985 to 19 May 1990 MacDonald, Norm --------------- Norm MacDonald Born: SNL History: featured player Matthius, Gail -------------- Gail Matthius Born: SNL History: 15 Nov 1980 to 07 Mar 1981 McKean, Michael --------------- Michael McKean Born: 17 Oct 1947 in New York, New York, New York SNL History: 19? Mar 1994 to present Meadows, Tim ------------ Tim Meadows Born: SNL History: featured player and 25 Sep 1993 to present Michaels, Lorne --------------- Lorne Lipowitz Born: 17 Nov 1944 in Toronto, Ontario, Canada Married Rosie Shuster SNL History: producer from 1975 to 1980 and season 11 or 12 to present Miller, Dennis -------------- Dennis Miller Born: 03 Nov 1953 in Pittsburgh, Allegheny, Pennsylvania SNL History: 09 Nov 1985 to 18 May 1991 Mohr, Jay --------- Jay Mohr Born: SNL History: featured player and writer? Morris, Garrett --------------- Garrett Morris Born: 01 Feb 1937 in New Orleans, Orleans, Louisiana SNL History: 18 Oct 1975 to 24 May 1980 and writer Murphy, Eddie ------------- Eddie Murphy Born: 03 Apr 1961 in Brooklyn, King, New York SNL History: featured player 24 Jan 1980 to 25 Feb 1984 Murray, Bill ------------ Bill Murray Born: 21 Sep 1950 in Evanston, Cook, Illinois Brother of Brian Doyle-Murray SNL History: featured player and writer and 22/29 Jan 1977 to 26 May 1979 Myers, Mike ----------- Mike Myers Born: Toronto, Ontario, Canada SNL History: featured player and 17 Feb 1990 to present Nealon, Kevin ------------- Kevin Nealon Born: 18 Nov 1953 in Bridgeport, Fairfield, Connecticut SNL History: featured player and 17 Oct 1987? to present Newman, Laraine --------------- Laraine Newman Born: 02 Mar 1952 in Los Angeles, Los Angeles, California SNL History: 18 Oct 1975 to 24 May 1980 Novello, Don ------------ Don Novello Born: 01 Jan 1943 in Ashtabula, Ashtabula, Ohio SNL History: featured player and writer O'Donoghue, Michael ------------------- Michael O'Donoghue Born: Married: Cheryl Hardwick SNL History: 18 Oct 1975 to 25 Oct 1975 and featured player and writer Piscopo, Joe ------------ Joe Piscopo Born: 17 Jun 1951 in Passaic, Passaic, New Jersey SNL History: 15 Nov 1980 to Quaid, Randy ------------ Randy Quaid Born: 01 Oct 1950 in Houston, Harris, Texas Brother of Dennis Quaid SNL History: 09 Nov 1985 to 24 May 1986? Radner, Gilda ------------- Gilda Radner Born: 28 Jun 1946 in Detroit, Wayne, Michigan Died: 20 May 1989 Married GE Smith Married Gene Wilder ?? to 1989 SNL History: 18 Oct 1975 to 24 May 1980 Risley, Ann ----------- Ann Risley Born: SNL History: 15 Nov 1980 to 07 Mar 1981 Rock, Chris ----------- Chris Rock Born: SNL History: featured player and 28 Sep 1991 to 15 May 1993 Rocket, Charles --------------- Charles Rocket Born: SNL History: 15 Nov 1980 to 07 Mar 1981 Rosato, Tony ------------ Tony Rosato Born: Canada? SNL History: 03 Oct 1981 to Sandler, Adam ------------- Adam Sandler Born: SNL History: featured player and 25 Sep 1993 to present Schneider, Rob -------------- Rob Schneider Born: Bay Area, California? SNL History: writer and featured player and 26 Sep 1992 to present Shaffer, Paul ------------- Paul Shaffer Born: 28 Nov 1949 in Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada SNL History: featured player and band leader Shearer, Harry -------------- Harry Shearer Born: 23 Dec 1943 in Los Angeles, Los Angeles, California SNL History: 09 Feb 1990 to 26 May 1979 and 1984 to 1985 Shore, Howard ------------- Howard Shore Born: Canada SNL History: band leader Short, Martin ------------- Martin Short Born: 26 Mar 1950 in Hamilton, Ontario, Canada SNL History: 1984 to 1985 Silverman, Sarah ---------------- Sarah Silverman Born: SNL History: featured player and writer Smigel, Rob ----------- Rob Smigel Born: SNL History: featured player Smith, GE --------- George Edward Smith Born: Married Gilda Radner SNL History: band leader Spade, David ------------ David Spade Born: SNL History: featured player and 25 Sep 1993 to present Stephenson, Pamela ------------------ Pamela Stephenson Born: 04 Dec 1950 in Aukland, New Zealand Married Billy Connolly SNL History: 1984 to 1985?? Stiller, Ben ------------ Ben Stiller Born: Son of Jerry Stiller and Anne Meara SNL History: featured player Sweeney, Julia -------------- Julia Sweeney Born: SNL History: featured player and 28 Sep 1991 to present Sweeney, Terry -------------- Terry Sweeney Born: SNL History: 09 Nov 1985 to 1986?? Vance, Danitra -------------- Danitra Vance Born: Chicago, Cook, Illinois SNL History: 09 Nov 1985 to 1986 Vitale, Dan ----------- Dan Vitale Born: SNL History: featured player Wayans, Damon ------------- Damon Wayans Born: 1960 in New York, New York, New York Brother of Keenan Ivory Wayans SNL History: featured player Zweibel, Alan ------------- Alan Zweibel Born: SNL History: featured player and writer Thanks to: The cast and crew of 'Saturday Night' Doug Hill and Jeff Weingrad (co-authors of 'Saturday Night: A backstage history of Saturday Night Live') MSz Jeffrey Neau Tom Nagy Dennis Lee Dave Mackey Ian Evans Michael Urbanski Special big thanks to: The World Wide Web movie server: http://www.cm.cf.ac.uk/Movies/ Please send any corrections or new information to dkrause@uci.edu. -- **** Douglas Krause dkrause@uci.edu One yuppie can ruin **** **** University of California, Irvine your whole day. **** From: dkrause@hydra.acs.uci.edu (Doug Krause) Date: 21 Apr 94 01:00:36 GMT Newsgroups: alt.tv.snl,rec.arts.tv,alt.answers,rec.answers,news.answers Subject: Saturday Night Live FAQ: Other Credits Archive-name: tv/sat-night-live/other-credits Last-modified: 1994/04/14 Posting-Frequency: Monthly If this document is out of date, the latest version can be obtained from one of these sources: ftp://rtfm.mit.edu/pub/usenet/news.answers/tv/sat-night-live/other-credits ftp://ftp.uu.net/usenet/news.answers/tv/sat-night-live/other-credits.Z http://www.cis.ohio-state.edu/hypertext/faq/usenet/tv/sat-night-live/other-credits/faq.html Saturday Night Live FAQ: Other Credits ======================================= Saturday Night Other Credits is a list of credits for movies, television, and other projects that people associated with NBC's Saturday Night have done outside of SNL. Aykroyd, Dan ------------ "Life of Python" [himself] (1989) "Nanny, The" (1994.03.23) "Top Cops" (1992.11.12) 1941 (1979) All You Need is Cash (TV) (1978) Blues Brothers, The [Elwood Blues] (1980) Blues Brothers, The [writer] (1980) Caddyshack II (1988) Chaplin [Mack Sennett] (1992) Coneheads, The [Beldar Conehead] (1993) Coneheads, The [writer] (1993) Couch Trip, The [John Burns] (1988) Date Night (producer) Doctor Detroit (1983) Dragnet [Friday] (1987) Dragnet [writer] (1987) Driving Miss Daisy [Boolie Werthan] (1989) Exit to Eden (1994) Ghostbusters [Doctor Raymond Stantz] (1984) Ghostbusters [writer] (1984) Ghostbusters II [Doctor Raymond Stantz] (1989) Ghostbusters II [writer] (1989) Great Outdoors, The [Roman] (1988) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984) Into the Night [Herb] (1985) It Came from Hollywood (1982) Loose Cannons [Ellis] (1990) Love at First Sight [Roy] (1974) Masters of Menace [Special Appearance] (1990) Mr. Mike's Mondo Video (1979) My Girl [Henry Sultenfuss] (1991) My Stepmother is an Alien [Steven Mills] (1988) My Stepmother is an Alien [writer] (1988) Neighbors (1981) Nothing But Trouble [director] (1991) Nothing But Trouble [J.P./Bobo] (1991) Nothing But Trouble [writer] (1991) Nothing Lasts Forever (1984) One More Saturday Night (executive producer) (1986) She's Having a Baby [Cameo at end (uncredited)] (1988) Sneakers [Mother] (1992) Spies Like Us [Austin Millbarge] (1985) Spies Like Us [writer] (1985) Spies Like Us (music video) Things We Did Last Summer, The (1977) This is My Life [Arnold Moss] (1992) Trading Places [Louis Winthorpe III] (1983) Twilight Zone - The Movie [Passenger] (1983) Aykroyd, Peter -------------- Dragnet [Phoney CHP 2] (1987) Funny Farm, The [Stephen Croft] (1982) Gas (1981) Nothing But Trouble [Mike the Doorman] (1991) Belushi, Jim ------------ "Who's Watching the Kids" (1978) "Wild Palms" (mini) [Harry Wyckoff] (1993) "Working Stiffs" (1979) ? Who's Harry Crumb? (1989) About Last Night... [Bernie] (1986) Best Legs in the 8th Grade, The (TV) (1984) Birthday Boy, The (TV) (1986) Curly Sue [Bill Dancer] (1991) Diary of a Hitman [Shandy] (1992) Homer and Eddie [Eddie] (1989) Jumpin' Jack Flash [Sperry Repairman] (1986) K-9 [Dooley] (1989) Last Action Hero (1993) Little Shop of Horrors [Patrick Martin] (1986) Man with One Red Shoe, The [Morris] (1985) Masters of Menace [Special Appearance] (1990) Mr. Destiny [Larry Burrows] (1990) Once Upon a Crime... [Neil Schwary] (1992) Only the Lonely [Sal] (1991) Palermo Connection, The (1991) Parallel Lives (1994) Pinnochio (1983) Principal, The [Rick Latimer] (1987) Real Men (1987) Red Heat [Art Ridzik] (1988) Royce (cable) [1994] Salvador [Doctor Rock] (1986) Taking Care of Business (1991) Thief [Barry] (1981) Traces of Red [Jack Dobson] (1992) Trading Places [Harvey] (1983) Wedding Band (TV) (1990) Belushi, John ------------- 1941 (1979) All You Need is Cash (TV) (1978) Blues Brothers, The (1980) Continental Divide (1981) Goin' South (1978) Lemmings (stage) National Lampoon's Animal House (1978) Neighbors (1981) Old Boyfriends (1979) Rutles, The Shame of the Jungle (1975) Things We Did Last Summer, The (1977) Brooks, Albert -------------- "Golddiggers, The" (1971) Broadcast News (1987) Defending Your Life (1991) I'll Do Anything (1993) Lost in America (1985) Modern Romance (1981) Private Benjamin (1980) Real Life (1979) Taxi Driver (1976) Twilight Zone - The Movie (1983) Unfaithfully Yours (1984) Brown, A. Whitney ----------------- Cahill, Beth ------------ Carvey, Dana ------------ "15th Annual Young Comedians Special" "64th Annual Academy Awards" (1992.03.30) "Blue Thunder" (1984) "Later With Bob Costas 3rd Anniversary" (1991.10.03) "MTV Music Awards" (cable) (1992.09.09) "One of the Boys" (1982) "Wayne's World 2 MTV Special" (cable) (1993.12.??) "Wayne's World MTV Special" (cable) (1992.09.14) ?? Hot and Bothered (music video) Ballroom Blitz (music video) (1992) Bohemian Rhapsody (music video) (1992) Clean Slate [Detective L.M. Pogue] (1994) Moving (1988) Opportunity Knocks (1990) Racing With the Moon (1984) This is Spinal Tap (1984) Tough Guys (1986) Wayne's World [Garth Algar] (1992) Wayne's World 2 [Garth Algar] (1993) Chase, Chevy ------------ "Chevy Chase Show, The" (1993.09.07 to 1993.10.15) "Dame Edna's Hollywood" (1992.05.09) "Great American Dream Machine, The" (1971) "Life of Python" [himself] (1989) "Proof" (music video) "You Can Call Me Al" (music video) (Doritos commercials) (1993/1994) Caddyshack (1980) Caddyshack II (1988) Cops and Robbersons [Norman Robberson] (1994) Couch Trip, The (1988) Deal of the Century (1983) Fletch (1985) Fletch Lives [Fletch] (1989) Foul Play (1978) Funny Farm (1988) Groove Tube, The (1974) Hero (1992) L.A. Story (1991) Lemmings (stage) Memoirs of an Invisible Man (1991) Modern Problems (1981) National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989) National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985) National Lampoon's Vacation (1983) Nothing But Trouble (1991) Oh, Heavenly Dog! (1980) Seems Like Old Times (1980) Sesame Street Presents Follow That Bird (1985) Spies Like Us (1985) Spies Like Us (music video) Three Amigos! (1986) Tunnelvision (1976) Under the Rainbow (1981) Cleghorne, Ellen ---------------- "Half Hour Comedy Hour" "HBO Def Comedy Jam" (cable) "In Living Color" Strictly Business (1991?) Coe, George ----------- "All My Children" [a judge] "Doctors, The" (1963) "Goodnight, Beantown" (1983) "L.A. Law" "Max Headroom" (1987) "Murder, She Wrote - Murder in Milan" "Somerset" (1970) "Star Trek: The Next Generation - First Contact" (1991.02.16) Amateur, The (1981) Best Seller (1987) Blind Date (1987) Broken Promise (TV) (1980) Bustin' Loose (1981) Company (stage) (1970) Cousins (1989) Danielle Steel's 'Fine Things' (TV) (1990) De Duve (director) End of Innocence, The (1991) Entity, The (1981) First Deadly Sin, The (1980) Flash of Green, A (1984) He's Not Your Son (TV) (1984) Head Office (1986) Hollywood Detective, The (TV) (1989) House of God, The (1984) Kramer vs. Kramer (1979) Listen to Your Heart (TV) (1983) Micki + Maude (1984) My Name is Bill W. (TV) (1989) My Wicked, Wicked Ways...The Legend of Errol Flynn (TV) (1985) Red Flag: The Ultimate Game (1981) Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins... (1985) Shootdown (TV) (1988) Something to Live For: The Alison Gertz Story (TV) (1992) Those She Left Behind (TV) (1989) To My Daughter (TV) (1990) Uncle Tom's Cabin (TV) (1987) Crystal, Billy -------------- "31st Grammy Awards" [himself] (1989?.??.??) "62nd Annual Academy Awards" [himself] (1990.??.??) "63rd Annual Academy Awards" [himself] (1991.03.25) "64th Annual Academy Awards" [himself] (1992.03.30) "65th Annual Academy Awards" [himself] (1993.03.29) "7th Annual American Comedy Awards" [himself] (1993.03.03) "Billy Crystal Comedy Hour, The" (1982) "Comedy Salute to Michael Jordan" [himself] (1991.07.??) "Comic Relief I" (cable) [himself] "Comic Relief II" (cable) [himself] "Comic Relief III" (cable) [himself] "Comic Relief IV" (cable) [himself] "Comic Relief V" (cable) [himself] (1992.05.16) "Comic Relief VI" (cable) [himself] (1994.01.15) "Emmy Awards" (1992.08.30) "HBO 20th Anniversary" [himself] (1992.12.23) "Later With Bob Costas 3rd Anniversary" [himself] (1991.10.03) "Midnight Train To Moscow" (cable) [himself] "Soap" (1977) "You Look Marvelous" (cable) (a birthday salute to Muhammad Ali) [himself] Animalympics [voice] (1979) Breaking Up is Hard to Do (TV) (1979) City Slickers (1991) Enola Gay: The Men, the Mission, the Atomic Bomb (TV) (1980) Human Feelings (TV) (1979) Memories of Me (1988) Mr. Saturday Night (1992) Princess Bride, The (1987) Rabbit Test (1978) Running Scared (1986) SST - Death Flight (TV) (1977) Sweet Freedom (music video) This is Spinal Tap (1984) Throw Momma from the Train (1987) When Harry Met Sally... (1989) Curtin, Jane ------------ "Comedy Salute to Michael Jordan" [herself] (1991.07.??) "Dave's World" (1994.02.28) "Kate and Allie" [Allie Lowell] (1984) "Life of Python" [herself] (1989) "Retaining Laughter" (cable) "Working it Out" (1990) (The Proposition comedy troupe) Common Ground (TV) (1990) Coneheads, The [Prymaat Conehead] (1993) Divorce Wars: A Love Story (TV) (1982) How to Beat the High Cost of Living (1980) Maybe Baby (TV) (1988) Mr. Mike's Mondo Video (1979) O.C. and Stiggs (1987) Suspicion (TV) (1987) Cusack, Joan ------------ Addams Family Values (1993) Allnighter, The (1987) Broadcast News (1987) Cabinet of Dr. Ramirez, The (1991) Class (1983) Cutting Loose Fat Man and Little Boy (1989) Grandview, U.S.A. (1984) Hero (1992) Married to the Mob (1988) Men Don't Leave (1990) My Blue Heaven (1990) My Bodyguard (1980) Say Anything... (1989) Sixteen Candles (1984) Stars and Bars (1988) Toys (1992) Working Girl (1988) Davis, Tom ---------- "New Show, The" [writer] Coneheads, The [writer] (1993) Date Night Face of a Stranger (TV) (1991) Feud, The (1989) One More Saturday Night (1986) Trading Places (1983) Dillon, Denny ------------- "Dream On" (cable) (1990) "Night Court" "Women in Prison" (1987) Grace Quigley (1984) House IV (1992) Life on the Edge (1992) My One and Only (stage) Saturday Night Fever (1977) Seven Minutes in Heaven (1986) Downey Jr., Robert ------------------ "Mussolini: The Untold Story" (mini) (1985) 1969 (1988) Air America (1990) America (1986) Baby, It's You (1983) Back to School (1986) Bad Influence (1990) Chances Are (1988) Chaplin (1992) Firstborn (1984) Greaser's Palace (1972) Heart and Souls (1993) Johnny Be Good (1988) Last Party, The (1993) Less Than Zero (1987) Pick-up Artist, The (1987) Rented Lips (1988) Soapdish (1991) That's Adequate (1989) To Live and Die in L.A. (1985) Too Much Sun (1991) True Believer (1989) Tuff Turf (1985) Up the Academy (1980) Weird Science (1985) Downey, Jim ----------- Doyle-Murray, Brian ------------------- "Bakersfield P.D." "Get A Life" "Good Sports" (1991) "Married With Children" (1992.11.08.) "Seinfeld [bubble boy episode]" (repeat on 1993.03.25) "Wings" (1992.05.03.) (Second City Improv) Babe Ruth (TV) (1991) Cabin Boy (1993) Caddyshack (1980) Club Paradise (1986) Experts, The (1989) Ghostbusters II (1989) Groundhog Day [the mayor?] (1993) Head Office (1986) How I Got Into College (1989) JFK (1991) Legal Eagles (1986) Modern Problems (1981) National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989) National Lampoon's Vacation (1983) Nothing But Trouble (1991) Razor's Edge, The (1984) Scrooged (1988) Sixteen Candles (1984) Wayne's World (1992) Duke, Robin ----------- "SCTV" (1983) Blue Monkey (1987) Club Paradise (1986) Groundhog Day [Doris the Waitress] (1993) Motorama (1992) Dunn, Nora ---------- "Comedy Salute to Michael Jordan" (1991.07.??) "Get a Life - Prisoner of Love" (1991.12.14) "Sisters" [Norma] (a talk show on the Playboy Channel) Born Yesterday (1993) How I Got Into College (1989) Miami Blues (1990) Passion Fish (1992) Stepping Out (1991) Working Girl (1988) Ebersole, Christine ------------------- "Cavanaughs, The" (1986) "Rachel Gunn, R.N." (1992) "Ryan's Hope" (1975) "Valerie" (1986) Acceptable Risks (TV) (1986) Amadeus (1984) Dead Again (1991) Dollmaker, The (TV) (1984) Dying to Love You (TV) (1993) Folks! (1992) Ghost Dad (1990) Mac and Me (1988) Thief of Hearts (1984) Tootsie (1982) Fallon, Siobhan --------------- "Seinfeld" "Unnaturals, The" Farley, Chris ------------- "Comedy Salute to Michael Jordan" (1991.07.??) "Larry Sanders Show, The" (cable) (1993?.09.29) (ESPN basketball commercials) (Second City Improv) Coneheads, The (1993) Soul to Squeeze (music video) (1993) Wayne's World (1992) Wayne's World 2 (1993) Franken, Al ----------- "Late Night With Conan O'Brien" "New Show, The" [writer] (Comeday Central national convention coverage) Date Night I'm Good Enough, I'm Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me! (book) One More Saturday Night (1986) Trading Places (1983) Gottfried, Gilbert ------------------ "Cosby Show, The" (when Cliff buys new car) "First Annual Fractured Film Awards" (1992.03.29) "MTV's Spring Break '93" (cable) "Night Court" "Sunday Comics, The" "Thicke of the Night" (1983) "USA Up All Night" "Wings" (winter 1994) Adventures of Ford Fairlane, The (1990) Aladdin [voice of Iago] (1992) Bad Medicine (1985) Beverly Hills Cop II (1987) Highway to Hell (1990) Hot to Trot [Dentist] (1988) Look Who's Talking Too (1990) Never on Tuesday (1988) Problem Child (1990) Problem Child 2 (1991) Gross, Mary ----------- "Billy" (1979) "Murphy Brown" [Lamaze instructor] (1992.04?.??) "People Next Door, The" (1989) Baby Boom (1987) Big Business (1988) Casual Sex? (1988) Club Paradise (1986) Couch Trip, The (1988) Feds (1988) Troop Beverly Hills (1989) Guest, Christopher ------------------ "Blind Ambition" (mini) (1979) "Saturday Night Live With Howard Cosell" "Simpsons, The - The Otto Show" [voice] (1992.04.23) "Spinal Tap Reunion (12/24/1992)" "You Look Marvelous" (cable) ? Blind Ambition Attack of the 50-Foot Woman [director] (1993) Beyond Therapy (1987) Death Wish (1974) Few Good Men, A (1992) Girlfriends (1978) Heartbeeps (1981) It Happened One Christmas (TV) (1977) Last Word, The (1979) Lemmings (stage) Little Shop of Horrors (1986) Long Riders, The (1980) Million Dollar Infield (TV) (1982) Piano for Mrs. Cimino, A (TV) (1982) Princess Bride, The (1987) Shame of the Jungle (1975) Sticky Fingers (1988) This is Spinal Tap (1984) Hall, Anthony Michael --------------------- Breakfast Club, The (1985) Edward Scissorhands (1990) Into the Sun (1992) Johnny Be Good (1988) National Lampoon's Vacation (1983) Out of Bounds (1986) Running Out (TV) (1983) Six Pack (1982) Sixteen Candles (1984) Weird Science (1985) Who Do I Gotta Kill? (1992) Hall, Brad ---------- Guardian, The (1990) Practical Theater Company, The (improv group) Troll (1986) Hall, Rich ---------- "First Annual Fractured Film Awards" (1992.03.29) "Fridays" "Not Necessarily the News" (cable) (1983) One Crazy Summer (1986) Hartman, Phil ------------- "7th Annual American Comedy Awards" (1993.03.03) "Critic, The" [voice] (1994.03.02) "Darkwing Duck" [voice] "Dennis the Menace" [voice] "Donahue: The 25th Anniversary" (1992.11.15) "Later With Bob Costas 3rd Anniversary" (1991.10.03) "MTV Music Awards" (cable) (1992.09.09) "Our Time" (1985) "Parker Lewis - Lewis & Son" (1992.09.20) "Pee Wee's Playhouse" [Captain Carl] "Pee Wee's Playhouse" [writer] "Pee-wee Herman Show, The" (cable) [Captain Carl] "Pee-wee Herman Show, The" (cable) [writer] "Pop and Rocker Game, The" (announcer) "Simpsons, The - Bart Gets Hit By a Car" [voice] (01/10/1991) "Simpsons, The - Bart the Lover" [voice] (02/13/1992) "Simpsons, The - Bart the Murderer" [voice] (10/10/1992) "Simpsons, The - Bart's Friend Falls in Love" [voice] (05/07/1992) "Simpsons, The - Brother From the Same Planet" [voice] (02/04/1993) "Simpsons, The - Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk" [voice] (12/05/91) "Simpsons, The - Duffless" [voice] (02/19/1993) "Simpsons, The - Flaming Moe" [voice] (11/??/1992) "Simpsons, The - Homer Alone" [voice] (02/26/1992) "Simpsons, The - Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment" [voice] (02/07/1991) "Simpsons, The - Lisa the Greek" [voice] (01/23/1992) "Simpsons, The - Marge Gets a Job" [voice] (11/05/1992) "Simpsons, The - Marge in Chains" [voice] (05/06/1993) "Simpsons, The - Marge vs. the Monorail" [voice] (01/14/1993) "Simpsons, The - Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington" [voice] (09/26/1991) "Simpsons, The - Mr. Plow" [voice] (11/19/1992) "Simpsons, The - New Kid on the Block, The" [voice] (11/12/1992) "Simpsons, The - Old Money" [voice] (03/28/1991) "Simpsons, The - Radio Bart" [voice] (01/09/1992) "Simpsons, The - Saturdays of Thunder" [voice] (11/14/1991) "Simpsons, The - Selma's Choice" [voice] (01/21/1993) "Simpsons, The - Streetcar Named Marge, A" [voice] (10/01/1992) "So I Married an Axe Murderer MTV Special" (cable) (1993) "Tiny Toon Adventures" [voice] "Tom and Jerry Kids Show" [voice] "Word From Our Sponsor II, A" (09/23/1993) "Word From Our Sponsor, A" (10/01/1992) (Budweiser commercials on radio) (New Jersey Bell commercials) (numerous British television commercials) Amazon Women on the Moon (1987) Blind Date (1987) Brave Little Toaster, The [voice] (1987) CB4 (1993) Coneheads, The (1993) Fletch Lives (1989) Greedy (1994) How I Got Into College (1989) Jumpin' Jack Flash (1986) Last Resort (1986) National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1 (1993) One Special Victory (TV) (1991) Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985) Quick Change (1990) Three Amigos! (1986) Hooks, Jan ---------- "Designing Women" (1986) "Tush" (cable) Batman Returns (1992) Coneheads, The (1993) Funland (1986) Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985) Wildcats (1986) Hutsell, Melanie ---------------- "MTV's Spring Break '93" (cable) Real Live Brady Bunch, The (stage) Jackson, Victoria ----------------- "1/2 Hour Comedy Hour, The" (1983) "Comedy Salute to Michael Jordan" (1991.07.??) "Garfield and Friends" "Half Nelson" (1985) "U.S.A. Music Challenge" (1992.06.04) (Comedy Central commercials) Baby Boom (1987) Casual Sex? (1988) Couch Trip, The (1988) Dream a Little Dream (1989) Family Business (1989) Half Nelson (TV) (1985) I Love You to Death (1990) Pick-up Artist, The (1987) UHF (1989) Kaufman, Andy ------------- "Fridays" "Taxi" (1978) "Van Dyke and Company" (1976) ?? Man on the Moon (music video) Demon (aka God Told Me Too) (1977) Heartbeeps (1981) In God We Tru$t (1980) My Breakfast with Blassie (1983) Kazurinsky, Tim --------------- "Married With Children" (1991.11.03) About Last Night [writer] (1986) Big City Comedy (video) (1986) Continental Divide (1981) Dinner at Eight (TV) (1989) Hot to Trot [Leonard] (1988) My Bodyguard (1980) Neighbors (1981) Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment (1985) Police Academy 3: Back in Training (1986) Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol (1987) Princess and the Pea, The (TV) Shakes the Clown (1991) Wedding Band (TV) (1990) Kroeger, Gary ------------- "Comic Strip Live" (1989) "LA Law" (1993.01.07) "Murder, She Wrote - Murder in Milan" "Spies" (1987) Archie: To Riverdale and Back Again (TV) (1990) Big Picture, The (1989) Deadly Weapon (1989) Man Called Sarge, A (1990) Practical Theater Company, The (improv group) Return of the Shaggy Dog, The (TV) (1987) Louis-Dreyfus, Julia -------------------- "7th Annual American Comedy Awards" (1993.03.03) "Day by Day" (1988) "Seinfeld" (1990) "Spy Magazine Hit List" (1992.12.02) (Nice 'n' Easy commercials) (Pepsi Max commercials) Hannah and Her Sisters (1986) Jack the Bear (1993) National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989) Practical Theater Company, The (improv group) Soul Man (1986) Troll (1986) Lovitz, Jon ----------- "65th Annual Academy Awards" (1993.03.29) "Critic, The" [voice] "Foley Square" (1985) "League of Their Own, A" (04/10/1993) "Married With Children (11/17/1991)" "Please Watch the Jon Lovitz Special, The" (1992.05.17) "Simpsons, The - Streetcar Named Marge, A" [voice] (1992.10.01) "Tales From the Crypt" (HBO) ? Coneheads, The (1993) American Tale, An: Fievel Goes West [voice] (1991) Big (1988) Brave Little Toaster, The [voice] (1987) Jumpin' Jack Flash (1986) Last Resort (1986) League of Their Own, A (1992) Mom and Dad Save the World (1992) Mr. Destiny (1990) My Stepmother is an Alien (1988) National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1 (1993) Three Amigos! (1986) MacDonald, Norm --------------- Matthius, Gail -------------- "Animaniacs" [voice] "Tiny Toon Adventures" [voice] Laff Trax McKean, Michael --------------- "Grand" [Tom Smithson] (1990) "Laverne and Shirley" [Lenny] "Sessions" Big Picture, The [Emmet Sumner] (1989) Book of Love [Adult Jack Twiller] (1990) Classified Love (TV) (1986) Clue [Mr. Green] (1985) Coneheads [Gorman Seedling] (1993) D.A.R.Y.L. [Andy Richardson] (1985) Double Agent (TV) [Warren Starbinder] (1987) Earth Girls Are Easy (1989) Father's Homecoming, A (TV) (1988) Flashback [Hal] (1990) Hider in the House [Phil Dreyer] (1989) History of White People in America, The (Volume II) (TV) (1986) Jumpin' Jack Flash [British Party Guest (uncredited)] (1986) Light of Day [Bu Montgomery/The Barbusters] (1987) Man Trouble [Eddy Revere] (1992) Memoirs of an Invisible Man [George Talbot] (1992) More Than Friends (TV) (1979) Murder in High Places (TV) [Pettibone] (1991) Planes, Trains & Automobiles [State Trooper] (1987) Radioland Murders (1994) Short Circuit 2 [Fred Ritter] (1988) This Is Spinal Tap [David St. Hubbins] (1984) True Identity [Harvey Cooper] (1991) Used Cars (1980) Young Doctors in Love (1982) Meadows, Tim ------------ (Second City Improv) They're All Gonna Laugh at You (cd) Wayne's World 2 [Sammy Davis Jr.] (1993) Michaels, Lorne --------------- "20/20" (1992.12.11) "Beautiful Phyllis Diller Show, The" [writer] "Hart and Lorne Terrific Hour, The" [writer] "Kids in the Hall, The" [producer] "Late Night With Conan O'Brien" [producer] "Lily Tomlin Specials" [producer] "New Show, The" [producer] "Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In" [writer] (1968 to 1969) "Today Makes Me Nervous" [writer] Coneheads, The [producer] (1993) Five Nights a Week at This Time (radio) [writer] Gilda Radner, Live From New York (album) [producer] Wayne's World [producer] (1992) Wayne's World 2 [producer] (1993) Miller, Dennis -------------- "Ben Stiller Show, The" (1992.12.20) "Bing: His Legendary Years" (cable) "Black and White" (cable) "Comic Relief V" (cable) (1992.05.16) "Comic Relief VI" (cable) (1994.01.15) "Comic Strip Live" "Dennis Miller Show, The" "Dream On: And Bimbo Was His Name-O" (cable) "Emmy Awards" (1992.08.30) "Espy Awards" (cable) "Girls' Night Out: The Young Comedians" (cable) "Mr. Miller Goes to Washington" (cable) "New York Night, A (1993)" (cable) "State of the Union Undressed" (cable) (1994.01.25) "They Shoot HBO Specials, Don't They?" (cable) (Acura commercials) (Miller Beer commercials) (TGIFriday's Restaurant commercials) Broken Highway (1993) Madhouse (1990) Quest, The (1986) Mohr, Jay --------- "Camp Wilder" "Lip Service" (cable) Morris, Garrett --------------- "Diff'rent Strokes" "General Hospital" "Hill Street Blues" "Hunter" [Sporty James] (1984) "It's Your Move" (1984) "Jeffersons, The" "Married With Children" "Martin" [Stan] (1992) "Murder, She Wrote" "Roc" (1991) "Roll Out" (1973) Almost Blue (1992) Anderson Tapes, The (1971) Blackbird Fly Car Wash (1976) Census Taker, The Children of the Night (1992) Coneheads, The (1993) Cooley High (1975) Critical Condition (1987) Dance to Win (1989) Earth Angel (TV) (1991) How to Beat the High Cost of Living (1980) Husbands, Wives, Money and Murder Invisible Woman, The (TV) (1983) Maid for Each Other (TV) (1992) Motorama (1992) Porgy and Bess (stage) Severed Ties (1992) Showboat (stage) Stuff, The (1985) Things We Did Last Summer, The (1977) Underachievers, The (1987) Where's Poppa? (1970) Murphy, Eddie ------------- "7th Annual American Comedy Awards (03/03/1993)" "Friday Night Videos (02/13/1993)" "MTV Music Awards (09/09/1992)" (cable) "Party all the Time" (music video) "Remember the Time" (music video) "Soul Train Music Awards (03/09/1993)" "What's Up With You" (music video) 48 HRS. [Reggie Hammond] (1982) Another 48 HRS. [Reggie Hammond] (1990) Best Defense (1984) Beverly Hills Cop [Axel Foley] (1984) Beverly Hills Cop II [Axel Foley] (1987) Beverly Hills Cop III [Axel Foley] (1994) Boomerang (1992) Coming to America (1988) Distinguished Gentlemen, The (1992) Eddie Murphy - Delirious (video) (1983) Eddie Murphy Raw (1987) Golden Child, The (1986) Harlem Nights (1990) Trading Places [Valentine] (1983) Murray, Bill ------------ "Dateline NBC (12/15/1992)" "Saturday Night Live With Howard Cosell" "Square Pegs" "TV TV Show, The" (1977) (Second City Improv) ? Blues Brothers, The (1980) (in the mall buying Miss Piggy?) All You Need is Cash (TV) (1978) Caddyshack (1980) First Love (1977) Ghostbusters (1984) Ghostbusters II (1989) Groundhog Day [Phil Connors] (1993) Jungle Burger (1975) Little Shop of Horrors (1986) Loose Shoes (1980) Mad Dog and Glory (1993) Meatballs (1979) Mr. Mike's Mondo Video (1979) Nothing Lasts Forever (1984) Quick Change (1990) Razor's Edge, The (1984) Scrooged (1988) Shame of the Jungle [voice] (1975) She's Having a Baby (1988) Stripes (1981) Things We Did Last Summer, The (1977) Tootsie (1982) What About Bob? (1991) Where the Buffalo Roam (1980) Myers, Mike ----------- "64th Annual Academy Awards (03/30/1992)" "Boogie Jr. (Pilot)" [host] "So I Married an Axe Murderer MTV Special (1993)" (cable) "Wayne's World 2 MTV Special (12/??/1993)" (cable) "Wayne's World MTV Special (09/14/1992)" (cable) ?? Hot and Bothered (music video) Ballroom Blitz (music video) (1992) Bohemian Rhapsody (music video) (1992) Saturday Night (music video) (1993) So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993) Wayne's World [Wayne Campbell] (1992) Wayne's World 2 [Wayne Campbell] (1993) Nealon, Kevin ------------- "Comic Strip Live" "Edge, The (07/11/1993)" (rerun?) "Emmy Awards (08/30/1992)" "Larry Sanders Show, The" (cable) (Miller Beer Commercials) All I Want for Christmas (1991) Coneheads, The (1993) Hot Shot (1986) Roxanne (1987) Newman, Laraine --------------- "Dream On: And Bimbo Was His Name-O" (cable) "Laverne & Shirley" "Manhattan Transfer" (1975) "New Show, The" American Hot Wax (1978) Coneheads, The (1993) Her Life as a Man (TV) (1984) Invaders from Mars (1986) Mr. Mike's Mondo Video (1979) Perfect (1985) Problem Child 2 (1991) Sesame Street Presents Follow That Bird [voice] (1985) Stardust Memories (1980) This Wife for Hire (TV) (1985) Tunnelvision (1976) Wholly Moses! (1980) Novello, Don ------------ "Chicken Little Comedy Hour" "SCTV" [writer] "Smothers Brothers Show, The" (1975) "Square Pegs" [Father Guido Sarducci] Father Guido Sarducci Goes to College (1985) Gilda Live (1980) Godfather, Part III, The (1990) Head Office (1986) Lazlo Letters (book) Lazlo Letters Volume 2 (book) (or something similar) New York Stories (1989) Spirit of 76, The (1990) Tucker: The Man and His Dream (1988) O'Donoghue, Michael ------------------- (some book about Socks Clinton) (book) Head Office (1986) Itsy Bitsy Spider, The [writer] Manhattan (1979) Mr. Mike's Mondo Video [producer] (1979) National Lampoon Magazine [writer] Scrooged [writer] (1988) Spin Magazine [writer] Wall Street (1987) Piscopo, Joe ------------ "Dog's Life, A" (General Nutrition Center commercials) (Miller Beer commercials) Dead Heat (1988) Johnny Dangerously (1984) King Kong (1976) Sidekicks (1993) Wise Guys (1986) Quaid, Randy ------------ "Davis Rules" (1991) Apprenticeship of Duddy Kravitz, The (1974) Bloodhounds of Broadway (1989) Bound for Glory (1976) Breakout (1975) Caddyshack II (1988) Choirboys, The (1977) Cold Dog Soup (1990) Days of Thunder (1990) Dead Solid Perfect (TV) (1988) Evil in Clear River (TV) (1988) Fool for Love (1985) Foxes (1980) Frankenstein (TV) (1993) Freaked (1993) Getting Away from It All (TV) (1971) Great Niagara, The (TV) (1974) Guyana Tragedy: The Story of Jim Jones (TV) (1980) Heartbeeps (1981) Inside the Third Reich (TV) (1982) Last Detail, The (1973) Last Picture Show, The (1971) Last Ride of the Dalton Gang, The (TV) (1979) LBJ: The Early Years (TV) (1987) Lolly-Madonna XXX (1973) Long Riders, The (1980) Martians Go Home (1990) Midnight Express (1978) Missouri Breaks, The (1976) Moving (1988) Murder in the Heartland (TV) (1993) National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989) National Lampoon's Vacation (1983) No Man's Land (1987) Of Mice and Men (TV) (1981) Out Cold (1989) Paper Moon (1973) Paper, The (1994) Parents (1989) Quick Change (1990) Slugger's Wife, The (1985) Streetcar Named Desire, A (TV) (1984) Sweet Country (1986) Targets (1968) Texasville (1991) Wild Life, The (1984) Wraith, The (1986) Radner, Gilda ------------- "Muppet Show, The" (1978) "New Show, The" (Second City Improv) ? First Love (1977) Animalympics [voice] (1979) First Family (1980) Gilda Live (1980) Gilda Radner, Live From New York (album) Hanky Panky (1982) Haunted Honeymoon (1986) It Came From Hollywood (1982) It's Always Something (book) Last Detail, The (1973) Movers & Shakers (1985) Mr. Mike's Mondo Video (1979) Roseanne Roseannedanna's "Hey, Get Back to Work!" Book (book) Woman in Red, The (1984) Risley, Ann ----------- Annie Hall (1977) Come Back to the Five and Dime, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean (1982) El Diablo (TV) (1990) Manhattan (1979) Stardust Memories (1980) Sunstroke (TV) (1992) Rock, Chris ----------- "In Living Color" "MTV's House of Style" (cable) (1993.02.14) Beverly Hills Cop II (1987) Boomerang (1992) CB4 (1993) I'm Gonna Git You Sucka (1988) New Jack City (1992) Rocket, Charles --------------- "Flying Blind" (1993.02.14) "Max Headroom" "Moonlighting" [Richard Addison] "Murder, She Wrote" "Murphy's Law" (1988) "Parker Lewis Can't Lose" "Quantum Leap - A Leap for Lisa" (1992.05.20) "Quantum Leap - A Little Miracle" (1990.12.21) "Thirtysomething" "Wild Palms" (mini) (1993) (a Tom Petty music video) (music video) ?? Short Cuts Dances with Wolves (1990) Delirious (1991) Down Twisted (1987) Earth Girls Are Easy (1989) Fraternity Vacation (1985) Hocus Pocus [Dave] (1993) Honeymoon Academy (1990) How I Got Into College (1989) Miracles (1986) Outlaws, The (TV) (1984) Rosato, Tony ------------ "Diamonds" (1987) "LA Law" (spring 1992) "Night Heat" (1985) "SCTV" Busted Up (1986) Courage (TV) (1986) Diamond Fleece, The (TV) (1992) Hands of a Stranger (TV) (1987) Hog Wild (1980) Improper Channels (1981) In Defense of a Married Man (TV) (1990) Mystery Date (1991) Sadie and Son (TV) (1987) Separate Vacations (1986) Switching Channels (1988) Sandler, Adam ------------- "Cosby Show, The" "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" "Remote Control" (cable) "They're All Gonna Laugh at You" (cd) Babes Ahoy Shakes the Clown (1991) Schneider, Rob -------------- "HBO Young Comedian's Special" (cable) "They're All Gonna Laugh at You" (cd) (Bay Area Music Awards) Beverly Hillbillies [Woodrow Tyler] (1993) Coneheads, The (1993) Demolition Man (1993) Home Alone 2 Lost in New York [Bellman] (1992) Martians Go Home [Voyeur Martian] (1990) Necessary Roughness [Chuck Neiderman] (1991) Surf Ninjas [Iggy] (1993) Shaffer, Paul ------------- "Late Night with David Letterman" (1982-1993) "Late Show with David Letterman, The" (1993-) "New York Night, A (1993)" (cable) "Square Pegs" (composer) "Tears Are Not Enough" (famine relief song) "Viva Shaf Vegas" (cable) "Year at the Top, A" (1977) (Red Cross commercials) (World's Most Dangerous Band CDs title?) Gilda Live (1980) Gilda Radner, Live From New York (album) [producer] It's Raining Men [writer/composer] Look Who's Talking Too (1990) Mr. Mike's Mondo Video (1979) Scrooged [street musician] (1988) This is Spinal Tap (1984) Shearer, Harry -------------- "Fernwood 2 Night" [program consultant and writer] "Golden Girls, The" [voice of President Bush] "Laverne & Shirley" [writer] "Leave it to Beaver - Pilot Episode" [Eddie Haskell!] "Los Angeles Times Magazine" (newspaper column) "Simpsons, The" [voice] (1989) "Spinal Tap Reunion" [Derek Smalls] (1992.12.24) "Spy Magazine Hit List" (1992.12.02) (Credibility Gap improv group) Abbott and Costello Go to Mars Animalympics [voice] (1979) Blood and Concrete (1991) Fish That Saved Pittsburgh (1979) Fisher King, The (1991) Hometown Boy Makes Good (TV) (1974) Jack Benny Program (radio) Le Show (radio) League of Their Own, A (1992) Mistress, The My Stepmother is an Alien (1988) One Trick Pony (1980) Oscar (1991) Plain Clothes (1988) Portrait of a White Marriage (cable) Pure Luck (1991) Real Life (1979) Right Stuff, The (1983) Robe, The This is Spinal Tap (1984) [Derek Smalls] Wayne's World 2 (1993) Shore, Howard ------------- After Hours (composer) (1985) Big (composer) (1988) Brood, The (composer) (1979) Dead Ringers (composer) (1988) Fly, The (composer) (1986) Gilda Live (actor) (1980) Guilty as Sin (composer) (1993) Heaven (composer) (1987) I Miss You, Hugs and Kisses (composer) (1978) Kiss Before Dying, A (composer) (1991) Local Stigmatic, The (composer) (1989) M. Butterfly (composer) (1993) Mrs. Doubtfire (composer) (1993) Naked Lunch (composer) (1992) Postcards from the Edge (composer) (1990) Prelude to a Kiss (composer) (1992) Scanners (composer) (1980) She-Devil (composer) (1989) Signs of Life (composer) (1989) Silence of the Lambs, The (composer) (1991) Single White Female (composer) (1992) Sliver (composer) (1993) Videodrome (composer) (1983) Short, Martin ------------- "20/20" (1992.12.11) "Associates, The" (1979) "Girls' Night Out: The Young Comedians" (cable) "I'm a Big Girl Now" (1980) "Maniac Mansion" (cable) "SCTV" (1983) "Spinal Tap Reunion (12/24/1992)" Big Picture, The (1989) Captain Ron [Martin Harvey] (1992) Clifford (1994) Cross My Heart (1987) Family Man, The (TV) (1979) Father of the Bride (1991) Godspell (stage) Innerspace (1987) Lost and Found (1979) Pure Luck (1991) Really Weird Tales (TV) (1987) Sunset Limousine (TV) (1983) Three Amigos! (1986) Three Fugitives (1989) We're Back! A Dinsosaur's Story (1993) Silverman, Sarah ---------------- Smigel, Rob ----------- "American Sports Awards (03/??/1993)" "Comedy Salute to Michael Jordan (07/??/1991)" "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" [writer] Smith, GE --------- (Bob Dylan Tour) (Hall & Oates Tour) ?? H2O (album) ?? Private Eyes (album) ?? You Make My Dreams Come True (music video) Big Bam Boom (album) Gilda Live (1980) Rock and Soul Part One (album) Spade, David ------------ "Girls' Night Out: The Young Comedians" (cable) "HBO Young Comedian's Special" (cable) "Larry Sanders Show, The (12/16/1992)" (cable) "MTV Music Awards (09/09/1992)" (cable) "They're All Gonna Laugh at You" (cd) (1-800-COLLECT commercials) Stephenson, Pamela ------------------ "Not the Nine O'Clock News" Bloodbath at the House of Death (1984) Comeback, The (1978) Finders Keepers (1984) History of the World - Part 1 (1981) Les Patterson Saves the World (1990) Private Collection (1972) Scandalous (1984) Superman III (1983) Stiller, Ben ------------ "Ben Stiller Show, The" (1992) Reality Bites (1994) Reality Bites (1994) [director] Sweeney, Julia -------------- "Emmy Awards (08/30/1992)" Gremlins 2 The New Batch (1990) Honey, I Blew Up the Kid (1992) Neighbor (music video) Sweeney, Terry -------------- Vance, Danitra -------------- Cover Girl and the Cop, The (TV) (1989) Hangin' with the Homeboys (1991) Jumpin at the Boneyard (1991) Limit Up (1989) Little Man Tate (1991) Sticky Fingers (1988) War of the Roses, The (1989) Vitale, Dan ----------- Wayans, Damon ------------- "In Living Color" (1990) Beverly Hills Cop (1984) Colors (1988) Earth Girls Are Easy (1989) Hollywood Shuffle (1987) I'm Gonna Git You Sucka (1988) Last Boy Scout, The (1991) Look Who's Talking Too [voice] (1990) Mo' Money (1992) Punchline (1988) Roxanne (1987) Zweibel, Alan ------------- "It's Garry Shandling's Show" (cable) [writer] Roseanne Roseannedanna's "Hey, Get Back to Work!" Book (book) Thanks to: The cast and crew of 'Saturday Night' Doug Hill and Jeff Weingrad (co-authors of 'Saturday Night: A backstage history of Saturday Night Live') The movie database server (movie@ibmpcug.co.uk) obiwan James C Carson Jon Austin David R. Jaracz Richard Gassan Jeffrey Neau Jared D. Brame David McAnally Jennifer Laurie Bill Reeves John J Cassidy Steve Moss Marlon Shows Steve Portigal DANIEL BENJAMIN SALTZSTEIN Joshua Epstein Pete Barlow Delilah the Delirious Scott Rixon Eric Matsuda Special big thanks to: The World Wide Web movie server: http://www.cm.cf.ac.uk/Movies/ Please send any corrections or new information to dkrause@uci.edu. -- **** Douglas Krause dkrause@uci.edu One yuppie can ruin **** **** University of California, Irvine your whole day. **** From: dkrause@hydra.acs.uci.edu (Doug Krause) Date: 21 Apr 94 01:00:53 GMT Newsgroups: alt.tv.snl,rec.arts.tv,alt.answers,rec.answers,news.answers Subject: Saturday Night Live FAQ: Recurring Characters Archive-name: tv/sat-night-live/characters Last-modified: 1994/04/19 Posting-Frequency: Monthly If this document is out of date, the latest version can be obtained from one of these sources: ftp://rtfm.mit.edu/pub/usenet/news.answers/tv/sat-night-live/characters ftp://ftp.uu.net/usenet/news.answers/tv/sat-night-live/characters.Z http://www.cis.ohio-state.edu/hypertext/faq/usenet/tv/sat-night-live/characters/faq.html Saturday Night Live FAQ: Recurring Characters ============================================== Saturday Night Recurring Characters is a list of recurring characters from NBC's Saturday Night. I have tried to limit the list to recurring characters, but some of the single appearance characters have been memorable enough to list them anyway. I'm also listing anytime a player has done a celebrity. There have also been hosts that have played recurring characters. A few of them have been added at the end of the list. Aykroyd, Dan ------------ Weekend Update anchor Elwood Blues Yortuk Festrunk Jimmy Carter Richard Nixon Beldar Singh Conehead Leonard Pinth-Garnell Fred Garvin: Male Prostitute Tom Snyder Bass-O-Matic pitchman Shark Hunter Mel (of Mel's Char Palace) Julia Child E. Buzz Miller Robert Dole Erwin Mainway chef at Olympia Cafe Ex-Police Jason (drug user) Norge refrigerator repairman Scottish restaurant owner Rod Serling Clark Gable a bee Aykroyd, Peter -------------- Java Junkie Belushi, Jim ------------ Willie Nelson Captain Kangaroo Rappin' Jimmy B Santa, the Terminator Rosemary Cloony Jennifer Beals Belushi, John ------------- Joliet Jake Blues The Samurai Pete (Olympia Cafe owner) Leader of the Coneheads Henry Kissinger Shark Hunter Ludwig von Beethoven Captain of The Raging Queen Fred Silverman Elizabeth Taylor Joe Cocker Windowpane Watson (drug user) Rasputin Damien (from The Omen) Truman Capote Humphrey Bogart Head of Sodom Tourism Bureau a bee Marlon Brando Danny Thomas Billy Gray Brooks, Albert -------------- himself? Brown, A. Whitney ----------------- Weekend Update commentator Cahill, Beth ------------ Tri-Delt Denise Swerski (Miss South Side of Chicago) Marcia Brady Carvey, Dana ------------ Garth Algar George Bush H. Ross Perot Grumpy Old Man Casey Kasem Dennis Miller John McLaughlin Enid Strict (The Church Lady) Hans Johnny Carson Carsenio Massive Headwound Harry Scott Hamilton Strom Thurmond Jimmy Stewart Regis Philbin Jerry Brown Chris (Pat's SO) Dan Quayle John Travolta Michael J. Fox Bob Dylan Lyle the Effeminate Heterosexual Asian store owner (his name might be Ching Chang) Prince Charles Woody Allen "guy in restuarant who says, 'Wait at the bar'" a Sammie George Will Frank Zappa Al Pacino Chase, Chevy ------------ Weekend Update anchor Gerald Ford The Shark a bee Cleghorne, Ellen ---------------- Queen Shenequa Zarada (NBC page) Anita Hill Natalie Cole Amy Fisher Sister Souljah Patti LaBelle Mary J. Blige Dr. Dre Kim Wayans Anita Baker Marla Gibbs Coe, George ----------- Crystal, Billy -------------- Fernando Buddy Young Jr. Sammy Davis Jr. Frankie (the "don't you hate it when" guy) Muhammand Ali Kitty Brynner Ted Baxter Joe Franklin Prince ? Howard Cosell Curtin, Jane ------------ Weekend Update anchor Prymaat Conehead Mrs. Widette Mrs. Loopner Joan Face Iris de Flaminio Ann Landers Eleanor Roosevelt Rula Lenska Pat Nixon Betty Ford a Rhondette a bee Vivian Vance Dolly Parton Barbara Billingsley Jane Wyatt Joan Crawford Cusack, Joan ------------ Brooke Shields Davis, Tom ---------- Incredible Kiss-Ass Dillon, Denny ------------- Amy Carter Pinky Waxman Yoko Ono teenager Debbie (Ricki's friend) Downey Jr., Robert ------------------ Downey, Jim ----------- Doyle-Murray, Brian ------------------- Weekend Update anchor Jerry Falwell Rod Serling Duke, Robin ----------- Wendy Whiner Mrs. T Shari Lewis (with Lambchop) Dunn, Nora ---------- Leona Helmsley Pat Stevens Linda Dano Marilyn Quayle Patricia Schroeder Liz Sweeney Martina Navratilova Babette (Weekend Update Correspondent) Ebersole, Christine ------------------- Weekend Update anchor Princess Diana Mary Travers (from Peter, Paul, and Mary) Fallon, Siobhan --------------- Tri-Delt Farley, Chris ------------- Carney Wilson Tom Arnold Jack Germond Boris Yeltsin Middle-Aged Man's Drinking Buddy Superfan Todd O'Connor B-Fats Howell Heflin Mama Cass affectionate restaurant worker/hotel worker Christie and Lucy's boss Sandman the Clown SuperPope Bennett Brauer General Norman Schwartzkopf worker at Hub's Gyros The Skipper (from Gilligan's Island) George Wendt/Hillary Norman Peterson Meatloaf John Kruk Matt Foley (the motivational speaker) Andrew Giuliani John Madden Mr. O'Malley (Herlihy Boy assistant) Chris Farley of the Chris Farley Show Franken, Al ----------- Stuart Smalley Paul Simon Pat Robertson Paul Tsongas Henry Kissinger Jim Bakker Weekend Update mobile reporter Gottfried, Gilbert ------------------ Leo Waxman Gross, Mary ----------- Weekend Update anchor Alfalfa Chichi Mary Tyler Moore Dr. Ruth Westheimer a little nerdy lady (married to Tim Kazurinsky's nerdy guy) Guest, Christopher ------------------ Saturday Night News anchor Willie (the "don't you hate it when" guy) Nigel Tufnel Murray Slaughter (from MTM) Red Skelton PI Rajiv Vinderlu coach of the synchronized swimming brothers Hall, Anthony Michael --------------------- Hall, Brad ---------- Saturday Night News anchor Larry (of Larry's Corner) John Hinckley Hall, Rich ---------- Osgood Charles David Byrne Doug Flutie Doug Henning Paul Harvey Wandering Man Hartman, Phil ------------- Bill Clinton Ted Kennedy Barbara Bush Frank Sinatra Gene, The Anal Retentive Chef/Fisherman/Carpenter Ed McMahon Frankenstein Cirroc (Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer) Jack Nicholson James Stockdale Ronald Reagan Jack Kemp Joseph A. Wapner Donald Trump Santa Claus Lee Iacocca Phil Donahue Kenny Rogers Charlton Heston Zeus Kelsey Grammer/Dr. Frazier Crane Burt Reynolds Michael Eisner Officer Miller Frank Gifford Jesus Christ Telly Savalas Russell Clark (senior editor of Sassy) Susan (from Sprockets) Sam Walton? David Brinkley Pat Buchanan Hooks, Jan ---------- Hillary Clinton Sinead O'Connor Kitty Dukakis Diane Sawyer Dee Kelly Candy Sweeney Ivana Trump Mrs. Claus woman who swore in Dan Quayle (Sandra Day O'Connor?) Jessica Hahn Diane Sawyer Nancy Reagan Jean Marsh Diana Ross Mary Jo Buttafuoco Mia Farrow Tammy Faye Bakker Marge Kiester Sally Jesse Raphael Hutsell, Melanie ---------------- Jan Brady Tori Spelling Tammy Wynette Tri-Delt Monica Seles Amy Fisher (as portrayed by Tori Spelling) Anne Murray Wynona Judd Ricki Lake Jackson, Victoria ----------------- Roseanne Arnold Edie Gorme Cyndi Lauper Rob Lowe Cindy Brady singer at Johnny Spimozo's Toonces' owner Zsa Zsa Gabor Kaufman, Andy ------------- Elvis Presley "Mighty Mouse lip syncher" Kazurinsky, Tim --------------- Paul Simon Abna Guteim Vishnuberhier (the "Gandhi" guy) Dr. Jack Betoffsky (the news doctor with the wacky diseases) Mr. Robinson's landlord a little nerdy guy (married to Mary Gross' nerdy lady) Dr. Strangelove ("I Married a Monkey") Adolf Hitler Larry "Bud" Melman Menachem Begin Kroeger, Gary ------------- Walter Mondale Writer for "First Draft Theater" Guy who did educational films and buzzed his lips while talking on the news Julio Iglesias Alan Alda El Dorko Ira Needleman (the singing oral surgeon) Donny Osmond Paul Shaffer Yassir Arafat Ted Kennedy Louis-Dreyfus, Julia -------------------- Consuela (friend of Chi Chi) Rhoda from Mary Tyler Moore Diana Ross Patty Lynn Hunsacker (a teenage girl) Linda Ronstadt Nina Blackwood Marie Osmond Trudy April May June Lovitz, Jon ----------- Tommy Flanagan (Pathological Liars Anonymous) The Master Thespian Tonto Satan Michael Dukakis Harvey Fierstein Hanukkah Harry Annoying Man Frenchie Caspar Weinberger Queen Elizabeth II "I'm a jerk/out of my league guy" Evelyn Quince character similar to Grumpy Old Man David Crosby Ringo Starr Johnny Spimozo (nightclub owner) Host of "Tales of Ribaldry" Gene Shalit The Amazing ? (a hypnotist) Sylvester Stallone MacDonald, Norm --------------- Dr. Jack Kevorkian Charles Kuralt Weekend Update correspondent Matthius, Gail -------------- Weekend Update anchor teenager Ricki (Debbie's friend) Nancy Reagan Meadows, Tim ------------ Bernard Shaw Clarence Thomas Montel Williams Sammy Davis Jr. Handsome Black Guy Joey Buttafuoco old man from "Tales from the Barbeque" Billy Dee Williams Ike Turner Todd Bridges Snoop Doggy Dog Russell Simmons David Dinkins Dion Sanders Luther Vandross Michaels, Lorne --------------- "the producer" Miller, Dennis -------------- Weekend Update anchor Gary Hart Koko the Clown Mohr, Jay --------- Christopher Walken Andrew McCarthey Kenny G Sean Penn Morris, Garrett --------------- Chico Escuela Assistant Leader of the Coneheads Cliff (Czech brothers' friend) Weekend Update translator Sammy Davis Jr. Uncle Remus Elle Fitzgerald Tina Turner Diana Ross Pearl Bailey Cicely Tyson a bee Murphy, Eddie ------------- Buh-Weet Gumby Mr. Robinson James Brown Stevie Wonder Bill Cosby Velvet Jones Desmond Tutu Dion Dion Solomon Raheem Abdul Muhammed Little Richard Simmons Tyrone Green Mr. T announcer for "Happy's Mayonnaise" restaurant Alfred J. Shabazz (host of Black History Minute) Mr. White John David Stutts Jesse Jackson? Mohammed Ali Jerry Lewis Michael Jackson Murray, Bill ------------ Weekend Update anchor Nick (the lounge singer) counterboy at Olympia Cafe Todd LaBounta/DiLaMuca David Susskind host of "Quien Es Mas Macho?" Walter Cronkite Ex-Police Earl of Sandwich Father Alducci Hercules Charlie (of Pre-Chew Charlie's restaurant) Jerry Aldini Cary Grant Myers, Mike ----------- Wayne Campbell Dieter Lothar Simon Paul Baldwin Linda Richman Middle-Aged Man Steve Lawrence David Koresh Superfan Pat Arnold Tom Vu Judy Garland Lank Thompson (The Handsome Guy) Mick Jagger Charlie Sheen George Stephanopoulos John Ratzenberger/Clifford Claven Stewart (owner of "All Things Scottish") Carl Sagan Joey Lawrence host of "Theatre Stories" (Cucumber Jones?) Jean Chretien (PM of Canada) Barbra Streisand the hyperactive kid Nealon, Kevin ------------- Weekend Update anchor Sam Donaldson Mr. Subliminal Tarzan Franz Rob Schneider Mort Kondracke or Fred Barnes Joseph Biden Pierre Du Pont IV Al Gore Doug Llewelyn Kirstie Alley's husband Larry King Superman Greg Brady Kevin Kline Poseidon Jay Leno Ted Danson/Sam Malone Mr. No Depth Perception bartender at Johnny Spimozo's a Sammie Kenny Rogers James Taylor Frank Gannon, P.I.P.I. Rudolf Giuliani Brent Musberger? Newman, Laraine --------------- Conjaab Conehead Lady Pinth-Garnell woman who drinks Bass-O-Matic products waitress at Olympia Cafe Beethoven's chambermaid Christie Christina Rosalynn Carter Lynette "Squeaky" Fromme Sunshine (drug user) Maxine Universe Carole King woman at Nick's lounge acts a Rhondette a bee Katherine Hepburn Shirley Temple Novello, Don ------------ Father Guido Sarducci O'Donoghue, Michael ------------------- Mr. Mike Piscopo, Joe ------------ Frank Sinatra Doug Whiner David Letterman Paulie Herman/The Jersey Guy Blair Pudge Tom Snyder Ed McMahon Alfred E. Neuman Jimmy Carter Jim Fowler Dan Rather Ted Koppel Ronald Reagan Phil Donahue Abraham Lincoln Sports Guy (SNL Newsbreak correspondent) Mr. Wonderful?? Joan Rivers Andy Rooney Jerry Lewis Allan Funt Paul Harvey Rex Reed Quaid, Randy ------------ Ronald Reagan Vlad the Impaler Ed McMahon host of "The Limits of Your Imagination" Radner, Gilda ------------- Emily Litella Roseanne Roseannadanna Baba Wawa Judy Miller Lisa Loopner Rhonda Weiss Mrs. Mel (of Mel's Char Palace) Beethoven's chambermaid Lady Douchebag Lillian Carter Candy Slice Lucille Ball? a bee Nadia Comenici Christina Crawford Risley, Ann ----------- Rosalynn Carter Rock, Chris ----------- Nat X guy from "I'm Chilling" young man from "Tales from the Barbeque" Luther Campbell Long Dong Silver Nipsy Russell Michael Jackson Willie Nelson Mary Jo Buttafuoco Willie Nelson Buster Jenkins (Weekend Update correspondent) Eddie Murphy Rocket, Charles --------------- Weekend Update anchor Marlin Perkins Ronald Reagan David Rockefeller Rosato, Tony ------------ Chef Marcello Sylvester Stallone Ed Meese Rip Taylor Sandler, Adam ------------- Opera Man Cajun Man Sleepyhead affectionate restaurant worker/hotel worker over-analytical audience member Allen (Canteen Boy) Iraqi Pete Lucy (from The Gap) Bill Cosby Axl Rose Peter Brady worker at Hub's Gyros Rhea Perlman/Carla Tortelli Eddie Vedder (of Pearl Jam) Brian (Denise's boyfriend) Tim Herlihy Richard Lewis Bono Pauly Shore Schneider, Rob -------------- Richard Laimer (The Rich-man!) The Sensitive Naked Guy Mr. Casual Sex affectionate restaurant worker/hotel worker Elvis Presley Billy Crystal Orgasm Man Tammy Ledbetter Emilio Estevez Paul Simon Bobby Brady worker at Hub's Gyros Fred Schneider (of the B-52's) "Out of Africa Primitive Art" clerk (you put your weed in it) Edward G. Robinson k.d. lang Shaffer, Paul ------------- Don Kirshner Shearer, Harry -------------- Frank Reynolds Jack Perkins Earl Blackwell Tom Snyder? Mike Wallace Derek Smalls Ronald Reagan synchronized swimmer Shore, Howard ------------- himself Short, Martin ------------- Ed Grimley Doug Henning Katharine Hepburn Nathan Thurm (the nervous lawyer) Jackie Rogers Jr. Mick Jagger Irving Cohn Martina Navratilova synchronized swimmer Martin Lawrence (the idiot cop, the idiot soldier) Silverman, Sarah ---------------- Natalie Merchant Smigel, Rob ----------- Superfan Carl Walarski worker at Hub's Gyros Smith, GE --------- himself? Spade, David ------------ Hollywood Minute reporter annoying receptionist for Dick Clark H. Ross Perot double Michael J. Fox Christy (from The Gap) Casey Casum? Tom Petty Matthew Broderick Woody Harrelson/Woodrow Tiberius Boyd Crispin Glover David Pirner (of Soul Asylum) Don LaPre Stephenson, Pamela ------------------ Billy Idol Madonna Prince Joan Collins Stiller, Ben ------------ Eddie Munster Sweeney, Julia -------------- Pat Riley Chelsea Clinton Ethel Merman Jane Pauley Loni Anderson Mrs. Patridge Naina Yeltsin Peg Bundy Nancy Sinatra Sweeney, Terry -------------- Diana Ross Linda Evans Nancy Reagan Vance, Danitra -------------- Cicely Tyson "That Black Girl" Vitale, Dan ----------- Wayans, Damon ------------- angry comic Zweibel, Alan ------------- patient in "Spud Beer" commercial Recurring Hosts: ================ Alley, Kirstie -------------- overly sensual wife Baldwin, Alec ------------- Marlon Brando's character in the biker movie the guy that kisses everybody (Greenhilly sketch?) David Hasselhoff Bono Hanks, Tom ---------- Mr. Short Term Memory host of Sabra Shopping Network Peter Jennings "I'm a jerk/out of my league guy" Aerosmith's roadie Henry, Buck ----------- The Samurai's straight man Uncle Roy Ron Nessen John Dean Lord Douchebag Idle, Eric ---------- David Frost Prince Charles Mantegna, Joe ------------- Superfan Bill Swerski (only once, but he's a Superfan!) Martin, Steve ------------- Theodoric of York Jorge Festrunk Pope John Paul Palin, Michael -------------- Miles Cowperthwaite (The Raging Queen cabin boy) Walken, Christopher ------------------- The Continental Wendt, George ------------- Superfan Bob Swerski Thanks to: The cast and crew of 'Saturday Night' Doug Hill and Jeff Weingrad (co-authors of 'Saturday Night: A backstage history of Saturday Night Live') Fred Chan Frank Serpas III brent williams Richard Muise Steamed Rhubarb Fondue Jeffrey Neau Jeff Wilson Nick Nobile Bryan Kaufman Ted Manikas Sean Murphy Bj Murphy Tjames Madison Jared D. Brame Glenn Barton Rick Herrick Greg Murphy Robin Glover Scott Chupack Susan Waters STU Rick Kolenda Jim Hulsey Andy Wright Jay Shorten David Ward Scott Rixon Daniel F. Boyd Jim Holton Wes Wildcat levy michael ( bs cmsc) Chris Brame Mark L. Docterman Paul D. Herzog SCOTT E. O'LEARY PT Bill Poitras Please send any corrections or new information to dkrause@uci.edu. -- **** Douglas Krause dkrause@uci.edu One yuppie can ruin **** **** University of California, Irvine your whole day. **** From: dkrause@hydra.acs.uci.edu (Doug Krause) Date: 21 Apr 94 01:01:20 GMT Newsgroups: alt.tv.snl,rec.arts.tv,alt.answers,rec.answers,news.answers Subject: Saturday Night Live FAQ: Band Information Archive-name: tv/sat-night-live/band-info Last-modified: 1994/04/08 Posting-Frequency: Monthly If this document is out of date, the latest version can be obtained from one of these sources: ftp://rtfm.mit.edu/pub/usenet/news.answers/tv/sat-night-live/band-info ftp://ftp.uu.net/usenet/news.answers/tv/sat-night-live/band-info.Z http://www.cis.ohio-state.edu/hypertext/faq/usenet/tv/sat-night-live/band-info/faq.html Saturday Night Live FAQ: Band Information ========================================== This is a compilation of information about the bands that have played on Saturday Night Live. It was put together for me by Dave Mackey . THE SNL BAND A kickin' group of musicians, they are. I don't have the names for some of the earlier players, but for most of the later bunch (post-1985) this list is practically complete. Those without dates are primarily fill-ins. Musical Directors: Howard Shore (1975-1980 and 1985-1986) Kenny Vance (1980-1981) Tom Malone (1981-1985) Cheryl Hardwick (1986-present) G.E. Smith (1986-present) Conductors: Howard Johnson (1975-1980) Kenny Vance (1980-1981) Leon Pendarvis (1981-1990) G.E. Smith (1990-present) Keyboards: Cheryl Hardwick (1975-1980, 1985-present) Paul Shaffer (1975-1980) Leroy Leon Pendarvis (1980-present) Ray Chew (1980-1984) Guitar: Georg Wadenius (1975-1985) G.E. Smith (1985-present) Hiram Bullock Bass: Marcus Miller (1975-1980) Neil Jason (1980-1983?) Tom Barney (1983-1985) Tom "T-Bone" Wolk (1985-1991) Paul Ossola (1991-present) Tony Garnier Francisco Santana Mark Egan Drums: Buddy Williams (1975-1985) Steve Ferrone (1985-1986) Chris Parker (1986-1991) Matt Chamberlain (1991-1992) Shawn Pelton (1992-present) Trumpet: Alan Rubin (1975-1984) Tom Malone (1984-1985) Earl Gardner (1985-present) Britt Woodman Jon Faddis Kamau Adilifu Trombone: Tom Malone (1975-1985) Steve Turre (1985-present) Robin Eubanks Barry Rogers (deceased) Saxophones: Howard Shore (1975-1980) Lou Marini (1975-1984) Howard Johnson (1975-1980) Lew Del Gatto (1977-1979, 1985-present) George Young (1979-1980, 1990-present) Lawrence Feldman (1980-1984) Ronald Cuber (1980-1984) Michael Brecker (1984-1985) Lenny Pickett (1985-present) Alex Foster (1985-1990) Percussion: Crusher Bennett Tuba: Tony Price Notes: Of the current SNL band, Lenny Pickett and Lew Del Gatto have never missed a show since 1985. Leon Pendarvis has been in the band for the longest continuous stint, 14 seasons so far. Both he and Cheryl Hardwick have spent fourteen seasons in the band, though Cheryl took five years off to do other things. The band has released two albums: "The Saturday Night Live Band" on ProJazz records, featuring the Tom Malone-led group of the early 80's, and "G.E. Smith And The Saturday Night Live Band: Get A Little" on Liberty records featuring the entire current lineup with the exception of Chris Parker, who returned to the band for the album. -- **** Douglas Krause dkrause@uci.edu One yuppie can ruin **** **** University of California, Irvine your whole day. **** From: dkrause@hydra.acs.uci.edu (Doug Krause) Date: 21 Apr 94 01:01:35 GMT Newsgroups: alt.tv.snl,rec.arts.tv,alt.answers,rec.answers,news.answers Subject: Saturday Night Live FAQ: Commercial Parodies Archive-name: tv/sat-night-live/commercials Last-modified: 1994/04/08 Posting-Frequency: Monthly If this document is out of date, the latest version can be obtained from one of these sources: ftp://rtfm.mit.edu/pub/usenet/news.answers/tv/sat-night-live/commercials ftp://ftp.uu.net/usenet/news.answers/tv/sat-night-live/commercials.Z http://www.cis.ohio-state.edu/hypertext/faq/usenet/tv/sat-night-live/commercials/faq.html Saturday Night Live FAQ: Commercial Parodies ============================================= This is a transcription of various Saturday Night Live parody commercials. Included: 1) Happy Fun Ball -- HAPPY FUN BALL -- (kids) It's Happy! It's Fun! It's Happy Fun Ball! (announcer) Yes, it's Happy Fun Ball, the toy sensation that's sweeping the nation. Only 14.95 at participating stores! Get one Today (background voice) Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball. Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds. Happy Fun Ball contains a liquid core, which if exposed due to rupture should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at. Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete. Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs: * Itching * Vertigo * Dizziness * Tingling in extremities * Loss of balance or coordination * Slurred speech * Temporary blindness * Profuse Sweating or * Heart palpitations If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head. Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin. When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and it's parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability. Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space. Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq. Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball. Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee. (announcer) Happy Fun Ball! Accept no substitutes! -- **** Douglas Krause dkrause@uci.edu One yuppie can ruin **** **** University of California, Irvine your whole day. **** From: dkrause@hydra.acs.uci.edu (Doug Krause) Date: 21 Apr 94 01:01:50 GMT Newsgroups: alt.tv.snl,rec.arts.tv,alt.answers,rec.answers,news.answers Subject: Saturday Night Live FAQ: Song Lyrics Archive-name: tv/sat-night-live/song-lyrics Last-modified: 1994/04/08 Posting-Frequency: Monthly If this document is out of date, the latest version can be obtained from one of these sources: ftp://rtfm.mit.edu/pub/usenet/news.answers/tv/sat-night-live/song-lyrics ftp://ftp.uu.net/usenet/news.answers/tv/sat-night-live/song-lyrics.Z http://www.cis.ohio-state.edu/hypertext/faq/usenet/tv/sat-night-live/song-lyrics/faq.html Saturday Night Live FAQ: Song Lyrics ===================================== This is a transcription of various Saturday Night Live songs. It is submitted in Digest format so that it can be "burst" into separate messages for each song. The date on each message (except for "Images") is the date the song was originally performed on air. Song lyrics included: Images Turkey Song Red Hooded Sweatshirt Mother's Day Song Santa Song ---------------------------------------------------------------------- ~Date: Sat, 31 Oct 1981 00:00:00 GMT ~From: Doug Krause ~Subject: Images Images by Tyrone Greene (performed by Eddie Murphy) Dark and lonely on a summer's night Kill my landlord Kill my landlord Watchdog barking Do he bite? Kill my landlord Kill my landlord Slip in his window Break his neck Then his house I start to wreck Got no reason What the heck Kill my Landlord Kill my landlord C-I-L-L my l a n d l o r d ------------------------------ ~Date: Sat, 23 Nov 1991 00:00:00 GMT ~From: Doug Krause ~Subject: Turkey Song Turkey Song by Adam Sandler performed on 1991.11.23 [spoken] "Yes, I am, Kevin. I've worked all week on my song, and I hope you'll be entertained and a little moved." [singing] Love to eat turkey Love to eat turkey Love to eat turkey cause it's good Love to eat turkey like a good boy should Cause it's turkey to eat, So good A turkey for me, turkey for you, Let's eat turkey in a big brown shoe. Love to eat turkey at the table, I once saw a movie with Betty Grable. Eat that turkey all night long, 50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong. Turkey turkey dee, turkey turkey dap, I eat the turkey and I take a nap [melody changes] Thanksgiving is a special night Jimmie Walker used to say "Dynomite" That's right! [melody changes back] Turkey with the gravy and the cranberry Can't believe the Mets traded Darryl Strawberry Turkey for you, turkey for me, Can't believe Tyson gave the girl V.D. Gobble gobble dee, gobble gobble dawkie, I used to go to camp at Lake Winnepesaukee [spoken] Adam: "Come on, Kevin." Kevin: "No, that's okay." Adam: "Oh, it'll be funnn." Kevin: "Okay." [Kevin and Adam singing in (somewhat) unison] Turkey turkey dee, turkey turkey duffin, Love to eat turkey with a lot of stuffin' Turkey for me, turkey for you, Let's eat turkey in a big brown shoe. Turkey and sweet potato pie, Sammy Davis Jr. only had one eye Turkey with the girls, turkey with the boys, My favorite kind of pants are corduoroys Gobble gobble gee, gobble gobble gickle I wish turkeys only cost a nickel. [song slows] Oh, I love turkey .. on Thanksgivingggggg [spoken] Adam: "Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!" (transcribed by Anthony Bonillo ) (corrections by Christian L Claiborn ) ------------------------------ ~Date: Sat, 13 Feb 1993 00:00:00 GMT ~From: Doug Krause ~Subject: Red Hooded Sweatshirt Red Hooded Sweatshirt by Adam Sandler performed on 1993.02.13 My mom bought you when I was just 13, the brightest red sweatshirt I ever seen. She got an extra large so I wouldn't grow out, "That's too big for you!" the other kids would shout. But we stuck together, we didn't quit, and now the children say, "What a perfect fit." I love you sweeeeatshirt red hooded sweeeeatshirt dip dip dip sweeeeatshirt shama lama ding dong sweeeeatshirt. I like to rest my hands in your kangaroo pouch, it makes them feel comfy like a big soft couch. And I don't care if the weather's no good, I say "See you later rain" as I pull up my hood. Remember that long bus trip when I needed a nap?, I used you as a pillow on that Spanish lady's lap. I love you sweeeeatshirt red hooded sweeeeatshirt dip dip dip sweeeeatshirt shama lama ding dong sweeeeatshirt. Oh what is it about you that makes me so jolly?, Is it your fifty cotton or your fifty poly? I don't knoooooooww ohh ohh hoo hoo hoo. Oh red hooded sweatshirt we been through a lot together like that time I played in that shirts and skins basketball game and I had to take you off and throw you in the corner of the gym. I was midway through the game and then I saw you looking at me. You were staring as if to say "Adam, you suck at basketball, you dribble like a damn woman." I was so mad I challenged you to a game of one on one and you know sweatshirt, even though I beat you 11 to 9, deep in my soul I know you missed those lay-ups on purpose. You let me win and that why (Kevin, please help me out) I love you sweeeeatshirt red hooded sweeeeatshirt dip dip dip sweeeeatshirt shama lama ding dong sweeeeatshirt. Come on audience members, help me out here. I love you sweeeeatshirt red hooded sweeeeatshirt dip dip dip sweeeeatshirt shama lama ling dong sweeeeatshirt. I love you sooooooooooo. Happy Valentine's Everybody! (transcribed by Doug Krause ) ------------------------------ ~Date: Sat, 08 May 1993 00:00:00 GMT ~From: Doug Krause ~Subject: Mother's Day Song Mother's Day Song by Adam Sandler performed 1993.05.08 Mama was the one who reached down and tied my shoelace. Mama spit on her fingers and used it to clean dirt off my face. Brush your teeth, Q-tip your ear, take off your sister's new brassiere. Watch PBS, not Deputy Dawg, don't you eat that Lincoln Log. Oh mama I still don't believe it's true: The tooth fairy was you. No Way! I love you maaaaaama, more than than paaaastrama, way more than Jeffrey Daaaahma, even more than my NFL paaaaajamas. Mama always calmed down dad when he got too mean. Like the time he almost hit me for stealing his Juggs magazine. Stop your jumping, you'll break the bed. Don't you fill up on the bread. Take those Take those (trying to read cue card) Take ... carrots out of your nose, that's not a hat that's pantyhose. Don't play baseball in your suit, that Magnum PI's very cute. Don't forget Vick's Vapor-rub, stop masturbating in the tub. Thanks for making corn beef hash, and putting powder on my rash. (So much better.) I love you maaaaaama, more than golf with Arnold Paaaaalmaaaa, more than yellow moons in Lucky Chaaaaamaaaas, Def Leppard's drummer only had one aaaaaaamaaa. Oh, Mrs. Nealon, yes it's true, Kevin's gonna sing to you. Come on Kevin. I love you maaaaaama (kevin) Come on, keep goin'. More than films by Brian DePaaaaalmaaaa. (kevin) Thanks for being my date to the praaaaamaaaa. Thanks for writing that note to the draft board that said I was gay so I got out of Vietnaaaamaaa. (kevin) Mom your way better than the World Trade Center baaaaamaaaa. Who's name by the way is Mohamed Salaaaamaaa. (kevin) I love you even more than Richard Gere loves the Dali Laaaaahmaaa. And Richard Gere was also good in "Sommersby", which was a melodraaaamaa. (kevin) Oh, all you moms out there oughta know, we kids love you so. Have a Happy Mother's Day. Thank you very much! Thank you! Adam Saaaandlaaa. (kevin) (transcribed by Doug Krause ) ------------------------------ ~Date: Sat, 11 Dec 1993 00:00:00 GMT ~From: Doug Krause ~Subject: Santa Song Santa Song by Adam Sandler performed on 1993.12.11 So many presents, so little time, Santa won't be coming around my house this year, 'cos I tried to drown my sister and I pierced my ear, Oh mama made it perfectly clear, Santa don't like bad boys...especially Jewish ones. Gnip-gnop and lego blocks are all that I desire, so why did I have to set the pizza guy's hair on fire, I told him I was sorry, I'm a liar, so no toys for me...I don't deserve them. I couldn't wait for a big wheel as the holiday neared, but then I told my grandma that she had a beard. Dear Santa, I know what my problem is, why I can't be good, it's a fear of intimacy. You see my whole life whenever I've met someone really great like you and I keep feeling like I'm getting close to them, something inside me makes me want to screw it up. So in a weird way the reason I'm so bad is because I love you santa. Rock-em Sock-em Robots is what I was hoping for, but then I made a death threat to vice president Gore, oh santa won't be knocking on my door, 'cos he's a big fat whore...what made me say that? Chutes and ladders would be so good indeed, so why'd I have to sell that cop a bag of weed, so Santa please give me that easy bake oven, I swear I thought billy goats we're made for lovin'. So Santa won't you accept my apologies, Santa can't you see I'm begging you please, oh Santa next year I'll do you right, Live from New York it's Saturday night... (transribed by Neil Mackie ) (corrections by John J Cassidy ) ------------------------------ End of SNL Song Lyrics Digest ***************************** **** Douglas Krause dkrause@uci.edu One yuppie can ruin **** **** University of California, Irvine your whole day. **** From: dkrause@hydra.acs.uci.edu (Doug Krause) Date: 21 Apr 94 01:01:07 GMT Newsgroups: alt.tv.snl,rec.arts.tv,alt.answers,rec.answers,news.answers Subject: Saturday Night Live FAQ: Wayne's World Guide Archive-name: tv/sat-night-live/waynes-world Last-modified: 1994/04/08 Posting-Frequency: Monthly If this document is out of date, the latest version can be obtained from one of these sources: ftp://rtfm.mit.edu/pub/usenet/news.answers/tv/sat-night-live/waynes-world ftp://ftp.uu.net/usenet/news.answers/tv/sat-night-live/waynes-world.Z http://www.cis.ohio-state.edu/hypertext/faq/usenet/tv/sat-night-live/waynes-world/faq.html Saturday Night Live FAQ: Wayne's World Guide ============================================= Note: I (dkrause@uci.edu) did not write this. I have only added it to my SNL Archives. If you know how to contact the original author (wurtz@cvedc.Prime.COM), please let me know. The Peristaltic Waynes World Compendium By wurtz@cvedc.Prime.COM I am actually not sure of the definite date of the first Waynes World, but sources in Aurora, Illinois place it around October of 1988. Previous sightings of the Wayne character are reported to have been seen at the Toronto Second City Club (Classic Quote: "She puked on your stereo? She loves you, man"), and later on CBC television show It's only Rock and Roll. The latter being a clip called Waynes Power Minute in which he covered such pertinent subjects as an ambulance service for rock concert injuries (like burning your thumb with the lighter), and Wayne receiving an air guitar for Christmas. He finally hit the big time on SNL. I'll just briefly summarize each episode and leave it open for questions if anyone wants to know more about a particular episode. Feb 18, 1989?? Episode One: Kind of an introduction episode where we meet Garth's Dad, the Beav, owner of the Wishing Well convenience store. They do Waynes Top Ten things that Beav says. The number one thing is "Hi, I'm Beav and I'm a Big Fag." Beav storms out and bans Wayne from the store. Next guest, Nancy, an excellent babe. Last segment, they take a phone call, in which the guy on the other end says that his girlfriend blew chunks on him while necking. Mar 25, 1989 Episode Two: Wayne makes it up to the Beav by letting Beav do a plug for the Wishing Well convenience store on WW, during which Wayne holds up a big sign saying Big Fag with an arrow pointing to Beav. Next guest: Miss Simpson (Mary Tyler Moore), the math teacher, who asked to be on the show. May 13, 1989 Episode Three: First segment, Movie World. Then it's an interview with the Great One, Wayne Gretzky. Wayne has a dream sequence where he beats Gretzky one on one in hockey and gets Janet Jones, Gretzky's wife. Sep 30, 1989 Episode Four: The coolest guy in the senior class, Rick (Bruce Willis), unveils the new cool word for the school year, sphincter. They make a crank call upstairs, where Wayne's parentals are having a party, asking for Wayne to speak to a Mr. Sphincter. After Rick leaves Nancy comes running down "like a nympho." Wayne fishes in Nancy telling her that Rick has the hots for her. Dec 2, 1989 Episode Five: Guest, Police Chief Wilson. Wayne and Garth serve penance for hurling snowballs at traffic, by helping Police Chief Wilson (John Goodman) re-enact a crime on Aurora's Most Wanted. The crime is trivial so Wayne and Garth embellish it a little. Jan 13, 1990 Episode Six: Guest, Mr. Hemple (Ed O'Neill), the Drivers Ed instructor. Wayne and Garth serve penance for bringing drinks into the drivers ed room, when there's a humongoid sign telling you not to. They do a Public Service Announcement illustrating the evils of drinking and driving. Feb 17, 1990 Episode Seven: Guests, Garths Cousin Barry and Aerosmith. Garth gets his cousin Barry (Tom Hanks), a roady for Aerosmith, to get the band on the show to help publicize their upcoming show. In return they have to put Barry on the air. Aerosmith appears and Wayne and Garth play the Wayne's World Theme Song with them (**). Mar 24, 1990 Episode Eight: Guest, Lisa. Wayne and Garth give their own academy awards in which Batman wins every catagory except Best Foreign Film. Lisa (Debra Winger) comes on and Wayne holds Chick Court to clear her name after Nancy has spread rumors about her. May 19, 1990 Episode Nine: Guest, Garth's Mom, Mrs. Algar. Wayne has a "Summer of 42," fantasy, in which he makes it with Garth's Mom (Candice Bergen), which is interrupted by Garth, who shoots Wayne. Dec 1, 1990 Episode Ten: Wayne's World After Hours. Wayne and Garth have to move to Garth's house to show the new Madonna video and then they are busted by Police Chief Wilson for showing pornography. Jan 19, 1991 Episode Eleven: Excellent Report. Wayne and Garth critique the Gulf War and network coverage thereof after watching 72 straight hours of news surviving on nothing but Pizza Hut Pizza and Jolt Cola. ****** Added by dkrause@uci.edu: May 11, 1991 Episode Twelve: Fantasy episode with Madonna. Nov 20, 1993 Episode Thirteen: Anybody? possible missing episodes: Sep 29, 1992 (Kyle MacLachlan) ***** ** Waynes World Theme Song Waynes World, Waynes World It's Party Time, It's Excellent Waynes World, Waynes World It's Party Time, It's Excellent Chicks Go mental when they walk down the street Cause it's Wayne and Garth they want to meet. We're down in the basement playing with our toys, and if you do not like it you're a sphincter boy. Waynes World, Waynes World It's Party Time, It's Excellent Waynes World, Waynes World It's Party Time, It's Excellent -- **** Douglas Krause dkrause@uci.edu One yuppie can ruin **** **** University of California, Irvine your whole day. **** From: dkrause@hydra.acs.uci.edu (Doug Krause) Date: 21 Apr 94 01:02:03 GMT Newsgroups: alt.tv.snl,rec.arts.tv,alt.answers,rec.answers,news.answers Subject: Saturday Night Live FAQ: References Archive-name: tv/sat-night-live/references Last-modified: 1994/04/08 Posting-Frequency: Monthly If this document is out of date, the latest version can be obtained from one of these sources: ftp://rtfm.mit.edu/pub/usenet/news.answers/tv/sat-night-live/references ftp://ftp.uu.net/usenet/news.answers/tv/sat-night-live/references.Z http://www.cis.ohio-state.edu/hypertext/faq/usenet/tv/sat-night-live/references/faq.html Saturday Night Live FAQ: References ==================================== This is a list of written references for Saturday Night Live. It is intended as a pointer for those who want to learn more about the show. -1- Saturday night: a backstage history of Saturday night live (1986) by Doug Hill and Jeff Weingrad I highly recommend this book. It gives a detailed, in-depth analysis of the show from its beginning to 1984 or so. Most of the information comes from interviews and the authors view- ing old episodes on videotape. -2- SNL! The world of saturday night live by Hal Schuster I don't not recommend this book on the whole. It has some interesting information and pictures, but it is poorly written and has many errors (including at least three different spellings of Aykroyd). Another glaring error is in the biography section. The page devoted to John Belushi has a picture of his brother, Jim. If you can check this book out from a library, go ahead and get it. But be sure to take all the information in it with a shaker of salt. Please send any corrections or new information to dkrause@uci.edu. -- **** Douglas Krause dkrause@uci.edu One yuppie can ruin **** **** University of California, Irvine your whole day. ****